01/20/14 Spread Offense The Super Bowl of Super Bowl Foods Denver vs. Seattle. Peyton Manning vs. Richard Sherman. You vs. the prospect of putting together a Super Bowl party spread worthy of the only two states with legalized recreational marijuana... Yeah, we’re going to need to call in the reinforcements for this one. |
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| | THE DIP | Salsas and Queso from Austin | | They’ll Expect: Something that rhymes with “Zostitos.” You’ll Give Them: A holy trinity of award-winning salsas and queso made according to an original Texas family recipe dating back to the 1930s. Pairs well with chips from the 2014s. | | | | |
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| | THE SAUSAGE | Brats and Dogs from Brooklyn | | They’ll Expect: Tubed meat, in one form or another. You’ll Give Them: Cheddar-stuffed bratwurst. Spicy sausage. Fresh kielbasa. All prepared by a Michelin-starred chef. Make sure to casually drop that fact several times during the first quarter. | | | | |
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| | THE WINGS | Buffalo Wings from Buffalo | | They’ll Expect: Any sort of vehicle fit for delivering massive quantities of hot sauce to their mouths. Probably chicken wings. You’ll Give Them: Wings... but not just any wings. These are Duff’s wings—widely considered the pinnacle of buffalo-wing achievement by the very city that invented them. They ship in orders of 25, 50 or 100. You’ll want 100. | | | | |
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| | THE CHILI | Chili con Carne from DC | | They’ll Expect: Your “famous chili.” You’ll Give Them: Not your “famous chili.” Because this year, you’re importing a party-size serving of the stuff from the president’s favorite, Ben’s Chili Bowl. It’s the first time they’ve done delivery for the big game. Better late than never. | | | | |
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| | THE BEVERAGES | Beer from... Pretty Much Everywhere | | They’ll Expect: Beer. They’ll absolutely walk out if there’s no beer. You’ll Give Them: A fridge full of rare, seasonal brews from around the world, delivered by a website stocked with over 700 varieties and shipping to all 33 states that permit mail-order beer. Definitely not looking at you, Utah. | | | | |
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