| 01/06/14 Cold War Snowball Fight Toolkit Right now, significant portions of our fair nation lie covered in snow. So you know what that means: it’s probably January. Also, pretty good time to have a snowball fight. Below: everything you need to fling the cold stuff like a seasoned pro. |
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 | | | | The Home Base | | | What: A handheld igloo-construction tool. Fill it with snow, adjust your block size, stack, repeat. Congratulations, you’re now 1/16th Eskimo.
Why: You’re going to need someplace to lay low when the snowballs start really flying. Bring beer. | | | | | | |
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 | | | | The Firepower | | | What: A snowball slingshot/rifle hybrid that forms three perfect, softball-sized snowballs and then rapidly launches them up to 50 feet.
Why: See the part about rapidly launching snowballs up to 50 feet. | | | | | | |
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 | | | | The Protection | | | What: An indestructible sheet of lightweight polycarbonate that’s capable of withstanding a 12-gauge shotgun blast. Yup, it’s a police-issued riot shield.
Why: Because sometimes the best offense is a good defense. Or riot shield. | | | | | | |
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 | | | | The Gloves | | | What: A pair of waterproof merino-wool gloves with sticky-gripped palms ideal for the formation and heaving of spherical snow bombs.
Why: Snow is cold. | | | | | | |
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 | | | | The... Snow | | | What: An aluminum attachment that turns any pressure washer into a high-powered snow-making machine capable of producing up to 15 feet of snow per hour.
Why: Maybe you’re out of ammo. Maybe you live somewhere warm. Maybe you’re reading this in July. | | | | | | |
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