Southern Sass: Google Glass Sex and Your Weekend

1.23.2014

Google Glass Sex and Your Weekend

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01/23/14

Ladies, please... there’s plenty of weekend to go around.

PERK ALERT

Wi-Fi. Whenever. Wherever.

Your Perks: 1) 30% off Karma—a tiny box that turns you into a walking wi-fi hotspot. 2) Powerhouse umbrellas that can withstand even polar-vortex-level winds. 3) Up to 25% off an extremely useful device for keeping track of your valuables. That’s right: no more scrambling to find your keys/wallet/dog.


411:	Karma; Blunt Umbrellas; Wallet TrackR

OREGON TRAIL

The Next Move, Now in Portland

Manifest Destiny. It’s what stretched our great nation from sea to shining sea. And it continues as our free mobile app, The Next Move, is now live in Portland, Oregon. It will direct you toward great oysters, serious cocktails or the nearest vegan strip club. Because that’s a thing in Portland.


411:	Available now, UrbanDaddy’s The Next Move

GLASS FOR DAYS

How to Have Sex Using Google Glass

If you happen to be one of the few who already have Google Glass, we thought we should tell you that there’s an app coming out that helps improve sex (let’s just say that a POV camera is involved). If you don’t, well, there’s always Marvin Gaye.


411:	Glance, make some bedroom eyes here

JUSTIN TIME

Justin Bieber’s Arrest, by the Numbers

30: MPH over the speed limit his Lamborghini was going.
0: Valid licenses he was driving with.
1: Models he was driving with.
100: Percent chance you saw this coming eventually.


411:	Justin Bieber Arrested in Miami Beach, try to act surprised here

SPRUCE SPRINGSTEEN

Otter Wax Will Groom You Now

Winter is a cold, relentless beast. But damn if it doesn’t smell good—especially in the case of Otter Wax’s new lineup of spruce-scented colognes, apple cider lip balms and other things you’d find at an apothecary in the depths of a Maine pine forest. Or on the Internet.


411:	Apothecary by Otter Wax, spruce yourself up here

LITTLE SEIZE SUR

Seize sur Vingt Is Allergic to Money

Or so it would seem, considering they’ve just knocked about 60% off their tailored camel-hair blazers and suede boots, and at least a couple magenta-colored swimming trunks, for this weekend only. And if anyone can pull off the blazer-boots-and-trunks combo, it’s... nobody, so don’t wear this all at once.