Southern Sass: UD | Eat a Ton of Caviar and Buy the Pope's Harley

1.16.2014

UD | Eat a Ton of Caviar and Buy the Pope's Harley

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01/16/14

Kid-tested, weekend-approved.

PERK ALERT

Leather Bags to Get You Through Winter

Thanks to your good Perksmanship, you’re getting: 1) 40% off extremely handsome and extremely British leather-and-tweed bags. 2) 20% off a universal cable that will charge almost anything. 3) Detachable pro-grade camera lenses for your phone. Because man cannot live on Instagram filters alone.


411:	Bags from the British Belt Company; the Tego Trio Cable; detachable camera lenses from Core Lens

UNION JACK

You’re Basically Robbing Unionmade

Nothing in life is free. But occasionally things in life are 40% off. Like this fall/winter sale from Unionmade where you can get stuff from the likes of Barbour, Moncler W, Raleigh Denim and the Hill-side for less than usual. Okay, Unionmade, if you insist...


411:	Unionmade Fall/Winter Sale, take one of everything here

FLIGHT CLUB

Scotch Antlers. Weird.

Here’s something that pairs really well with scotch: a giant Scottish deer antler. Big enough to be a serving tray. Cradling four six-ounce tasting glasses from which to consume scotch. The things you do for scotch...


411:	Stag Horn Whiskey Flight, sound the horn here

TEN OUT OF TIN

The World’s Biggest Tin of Caviar

That revered house of caviar, Petrossian, just unveiled the largest tin of roe the world has ever seen: a 10-kilogram behemoth of Tsar imperial called Ivan the Terrible. Now, we know what you’re thinking. And you’re right, you are gonna need a bigger tiny spoon...


411:	Petrossian Ivan the Terrible, use two hands here

THE SOUND OF MUSIC

Composing Your Own Music Box

Dylan had “Like a Rolling Stone.” Lennon had “Imagine.” And you... have the melody you’ll compose with a few mouse clicks on a website that’ll turn your original ditty into a custom 3D-printed music box. See you at the Grammys.


411:	Music Drop, hum along here

HOG HEAVEN

Pope Francis Is Hawking His Harley

FOR SALE: 2013 Harley Davidson Dyna Super Glide
1,585cc. Low mileage. Garage stored in Vatican City. Signed “Francesco” on the tank. $16,500 OBO. Proceeds to charity. Serious offers only. Ask for Frankie.