Your days are chock-full of intimate, high-pressure moments:
First dates. Lunches with hard-selling, soft-talking CEOs. Sudden-death Twister.
The secret to juggling everything: leaving it all out there... and not sweating profusely when you do.
Presenting
Gillette® Clinical Strength, a
medical-grade line of musk-enhancing deodorizing agents for the modern man and his various summer trials,
available now.
Think of this as the olfactory weapon in your potent arsenal of body-language cues. Its power to keep you dry: thrice that of store-bought antiperspirant* (which accounts for why you’d normally have to obtain a doctor’s prescription to get it... and also why parts of you are still dry when it’s 97 degrees out).
You’ll apply a couple strokes before bed, then you’ll wake up and shower (we know it’s counterintuitive, but stay with us). Throughout the course of your daily activity—rooftop cocktailing, guest-landing F22s for charity, pointing at charts—you’ll be conveying confidence through absolute dryness.
Which is more than LeBron can say.
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