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Jimmyjane
Up to 35% Off Waterproof Pleasure... | | | UD MEMBERS
$23
And Up | | EVERYONE ELSE
$35 | | SAVING
35% | |  | | | | |  | | Dear Spam Filter,
Damn you.
If it weren’t for you, we wouldn’t have to tiptoe around the matter at hand. We wouldn’t have to call them “pleasure devices.” We could just call a spade a spade.
Or in this case: call it a Perk for up to 35% off the world’s finest... you know.
Love,
Perks
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GolfSense | Fixing Your Slice with Science
25% Off a Pocket-Size Golf Coach | | | UD MEMBERS
$97 | | EVERYONE ELSE
$129 | | SAVING
25% | |  | | | | |  | | We’d like you to meet your new golf instructor.
He’s about five inches tall, weighs 0.6 ounces and, well... he doesn’t talk much.
You see, your new golf instructor is actually... a robot. Who fits on your wrist. And sends all of his ingenious measurements and calculations directly to your iPhone in three dimensions.
Naturally, we talked him into giving you 25% off his going rate.
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earHero
25% Off the World’s Smallest Earphones | | | UD MEMBERS
$112 | | EVERYONE ELSE
$149 | | SAVING
25% | |  | | | | |  | | The goal: have “Bad to the Bone” play as your entrance music when you walk into the room.
The dilemma: that room happens to be a hushed boardroom meeting.
The solution: the earHero, a miraculous innovation in earphone technology that allows you to listen to music while still being completely aware of your surroundings.
The Perk: 25% off what you’d normally pay to attain this level of auditory superpower.
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Izola | 30% Off Some Essentials
A Flask. A Cocktail Shaker.
Some Handkerchiefs. You Need This Perk... | | | UD MEMBERS
$71 | | EVERYONE ELSE
$101 | | SAVING
30% | |  | | | | |  | | You’re about to kill three birds with one Perk.
Actually—no, you’re not. There will be no dead birds.
What there will be: an heirloom-quality flask, a stainless-steel cocktail shaker and a set of three dapper handkerchiefs—all from the creators of old-world handsomeness at Izola. And all 30% off. With free shipping.
Good shooting.
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Context Clothing | The Easiest Hundred Bucks You’ll Ever Make
$100 Off Handsome Gear from Alden,
A.P.C., Gitman Vintage and 49 Others... | | | UD MEMBERS
$200 | | EVERYONE ELSE
$300 | | SAVING
33% | |  | | | | |  | | Here’s a hundred bucks.
Seriously. Take it. This is no time for questions.
But if you must know: you’re getting $100 off anything your heart desires from the highly touted style curators at Context Clothing—A.P.C. jeans, Gitman Vintage shirts and more. For no reason whatsoever.
Fine, we lied. It’s because you’re with Perks.
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Introducing the Loll Wallbanger...
30% Off This Wall-Mounted Cocktail Bar | | | UD MEMBERS
$279 | | EVERYONE ELSE
$399 | | SAVING
30% | |  | | | | |  | | If your walls could talk... well, that would just be creepy.
But what if your walls could, say, serve up a damn good rye Manhattan...
And keep all your in-house bartending supplies tucked away like James Bond’s liquor cabinet...
And do it for 30% off...
Well, they’d look a lot like this Perk.
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Impala Hotel in South Beach
Two Nights at a Mediterranean Hideout
in South Beach | | | UD MEMBERS
$623
For Two | | EVERYONE ELSE
$890 | | SAVING
30% | |  | | | | |  | | We’ve seen the future, and you’re in Miami.
How long: two nights.
Where you’re staying: a warm Mediterranean villa in South Beach.
What you’re doing: lounging on a sun-drenched balcony, before getting an in-room couples massage.
How you’re getting there: Perks.
Which reminds us: you should probably bring another person...
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