| This is what you'll get, when you mess with weekend. | If you have trouble reading this email, go to the online version | | | | | | | | | | | 05/04/16 | | This is what you'll get, when you mess with weekend. | | | | FROM PERKS | What's in the Box? | | —Comb carved from horn kept in a leather sleeve. —Weighted razor and shea butter shaving cream. —Leather-wrapped manicure set. —Deodorant, lip balm and lotion. —Charcoal toothbrush and whitening toothpaste. There. Now you know a few of the essentials that'll come in this handsome, polished walnut or rugged nylon grooming kit. | | | | | | | | | NEW YORKE, NEW YORKE | Here's How the New Radiohead Album Will Drop. Maybe? | | Radiohead has had a big week: from erasing their entire Internet presence to sending fans postcards that read "We know where you live" to releasing a wonderful albeit disturbing claymation video—no one's sure what the hell they'll do next. But it just might be releasing the album on 5.25-inch floppy disk or as your ex's ringback tone... | | | | | | BETTER CALL SALT | All the Salts Your Margarita So Desires | | Say you recently had the thought, "I wish someone would create a short list of unique sodiums to compliment my Cinco de Mayo beverage of choice." Say that was followed by the thought, "Smoked serrano salt, wasabi salt and Icelandic glacial salt would be welcome inclusions in such a list." Say you came across this roundup directly following those thoughts. Would've been sweet. | | | | | | WEIGHT FOR IT | It's a Fitness Guide, All Right | | In light of the upcoming summer season, we made you this here Fitness Guide. It's equal parts not-actually-helpful (e.g., the history of marathoning in a suit), sort-of-helpful (e.g., epic training montages throughout film history) and actually-very-helpful (e.g., handsome cycling gear, how to spike your green juice, altering your suit to accommodate your biceps...). Which felt like just the right ratio. | | | | | | OFF TO THE RACES | Now, Consider Your Kentucky Derby Alternatives | | The Kentucky Derby is all about horses, gambling and gallivanting in fun hats. And that's just fine for you. But should someone prefer robot-jockey-controlled camels, polo played on elephants or yacht racing around Booby Island... that someone may want to check out our International Kentucky Derby Alternatives. Good thing that's right here. | | | | | | OKI THEN | A Lot Off of a Lot of Nice Things | | Oki-Ni: Margiela, Jil Sander and other brands' SS16 handsomeness is 25% off with code "MID25." East Dane: Is doing an up-to-40%-off thing. Need Supply Co.: Through tonight, you can use the code "SPRING25" to take 25% off some nice spring items. After that, you're on your own. | | | | | | THE UD FIVE | It's Going to Be a Weekend for Met Gala Judgment and Courageous Comedians | | Here, now, your promised UD Five: where we point a knowing finger at the things you should be watching, reading and listening to this weekend. This week's musts include the new Radiohead single, comedian W. Kamau Bell's CNN show and compiling some final thoughts on the Met Gala attendees. | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
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