Southern Sass: Custom Tailored Suits. Up to Half Off.

5.02.2016

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Indochino
Up to Half-Off Custom-Tailored Suits

UD MEMBERS
50% Off
Premium Suits

		It's not that Indochino tailors great suits from quality fabrics... though they do. It's not that they customize suits to your exact specifications... though they do. It's not that their suits impress peers and dates... though they do. It's that they do all of that and you're getting a suit for up to 50% off. GET IT NOW

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Ethan Williams
70% Off Soft Cotton Button-Ups

UD MEMBERS
$59

ORIGINAL PRICE
$~~195~~

SAVING
70%

		These soft, attractive button-ups sell out every single time. It doesn't even matter what we write here. We could write "deep-fried wool croquettes." Pure gibberish. And still "70% off button-ups" trumps it. Watch. GET IT NOW

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DL1961
30% Off Perfect-Fitting Jeans

UD MEMBERS
30% Off

		DL1961 uses some of the world's highest quality denim to craft jeans with a fit that's just right for you. Then Perks takes 30% off the price of those jeans. You should be used to this by now. GET IT NOW

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Vaiden
The Workout Clothes You Should Say Yes To

UD MEMBERS
$25
And Up

ORIGINAL PRICE
$30

SAVING
17%

		Bulging biceps. Six-pack abs. Pecs that look like they were carved from stone. ...These could be yours if only you utilized these moisture-wicking workout clothes. GET IT NOW

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Sexcusé Moi
These Make For Pleasurable Evenings

UD MEMBERS
$45

EVERYONE ELSE
$75

SAVING
40%

		What you do in the privacy of your own bedroom is your business. But it is our business to let you know about a Perk where $45 gets you $75 to spend on Sexcusé Moi's collection of handcuffs, whips and pleasure-inducing playthings. Perhaps you have a need for such things... GET IT NOW

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Res Ipsa
A Bow Tie is a Power Move

UD MEMBERS
$35

ORIGINAL PRICE
$85

SAVING
59%

		It's not that bow ties are hard to pull off. It's that most bow ties aren't crafted from fine European silk or handmade in Manhattan's Garment District. And they definitely aren't 59% off. Well, until now that is. GET IT NOW

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Related Garments
Matching Boxer Brief and Sock Sets

UD MEMBERS
$85
And Up

ORIGINAL PRICE
$~~116~~

SAVING
27%

		... Because the people who are going to notice are the ones you need to worry about. GET IT NOW

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Jays
Simply Better Headphones

UD MEMBERS
$59
And Up

ORIGINAL PRICE
$~~100~~

SAVING
41%

		Regarding the earbuds that came with your phone—stop. Use these. They were crafted by Swedish designers to look just as good as they sound. Which, for the record, is really f*ing good. GET IT NOW**