| The weekend would like this dance. | If you have trouble reading this email, go to the online version | | | | | | | | | 03/26/15 | | The weekend would like this dance. | | | | NET GAIN | You’re a Golden Netflix God | | In life, you’re going to watch Netflix. You’re just going to kick back, eat a Sugar Baby and watch Netflix sometimes. So by that logic, you’ll need a Netflix God Mode that does away with those side-scrolling bars and puts every movie of every category on one screen. Found one. | | | | | | | | | CASE YOURSELF | A Rakish Thing in Which to Keep Whiskey | | This isn’t the time to not have a hand-stitched, hand-dyed, vegetable-tanned-leather whiskey case with cedarwood ends and a leather strap. Now, you could either question us on that, or you could begin the process of becoming a better human being by procuring one now. Take your time. | | | | | | | | | POSTCARD TRICKS | If You Hashtag It, They Will Come | | Option 1: Instagram a picture and add a bunch of pointless hashtags under it. Option 2: Instagram a picture and add “#Repostage” under it, which will magically result in someone sending you a physical postcard of that Instagram for a buck and a half. Sometimes options are formalities. | | | | | | | | | SALES IN COMPARISON | Sale You? Fine, We’ll Sale You. | | Gentry: You can get things like Gitman Vintage button-downs and Red Wing boots in here. And since that experience can only be enhanced by taking up to 50% off... yeah. Wittmore: Enter code “HELLYEAH” and you’ll get an additional 25% off of things that are already up to 60% off. Sorry you have to enter that. | | | | | | | | | | | | |
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