Finger Foods + March Madness = This Email

If you have trouble reading this email, go to the online version 03/16/15   It’s Madness March Madness Finger Foods: A Guide Whoa. How’d that happen? March Madness already. You should probably have some regionally important finger foods delivered to you pretty soon. Like alligator nuggets and stuff. Game foods. Anyway, nothing against Kentucky, but somebody please beat Kentucky.     FIRST HALF Wings from Kansas City, MO   What: A big thing of drumsticks and wings from Kansas City’s oldest bar and grill. They’re known for how big they are and also for how not un-delicious they are. Why: Kansas City tends to have a knack for such things. And apparently crazy little women, but this is about wings.   411: Wings, $59-$199, available now     HALFTIME Gator Nuggets from Natchitoches, LA   What: Bite-size pieces of former alligators that have been repurposed into breaded nuggets that you can eat with your mouth. They taste better than that sounded. Why: So poppable. They’re so magically poppable.   411: Alligator Nuggets, $34, available now     SECOND HALF Pizza Rolls from Morgantown, WV   What: Slices of pepperoni that have been placed just so into some soon-to-be-flaky dough before being baked to golden-brown perfection. Morgantownians swear by them. They may not call themselves Morgantownians. Why: On the off chance you didn’t catch the fact that they’re pizza rolls... they’re pizza rolls.   411: Pizza Rolls, $59-$65, available now     OVERTIME Salsas from San Francisco, CA   What: Three salsas from one of San Francisco’s most praised Mexican restaurants. There’s a serrano-tomatillo, a habanero and a house one. Why: Something about how people who don’t serve salsa at March Madness parties get “banished from the kingdom” or “haunted by clowns.” Not sure, but there you go.   411: Salsas, $7-$16, available now     AFTER-PARTY Fried Pies from Blue Ridge, GA   What: Maybe it’s Round 1 and your bracket’s already blown. Maybe it’s the championship and you won. Either way, you should eat dainty apple, sweet potato, blueberry or peach fried pies from an apple orchard in Georgia. Why: People eat dainty pies when they watch college basketball. Common knowledge.   411: Fried Pies, $6-$22, available now UrbanDaddy is pure editorial. You can't buy love from the Daddy. About Us   |    Archives   |    My UD   |    Perks   |    Contact   |    Jobs   |    Advertise   |    Tips Email Issues   |    Privacy Policy   |    User Agreement   |    Unsubscribe   |    Editorial Policy 900 Broadway, Suite 808 New York, NY 10003 © 2015 UrbanDaddy. All Rights Reserved.