Ah, the bold summer escape. A couple of possibilities:
1. Take your unused vacation days, break for tropical island paradise.
2. Find a nice, tall bottle of the rum with all the right spices—and stay exactly where you are.
(Just be sure to invite some company.)
Presenting
Captain Morgan Black Spiced Rum, a new clove-spiced, top-shelf bottle of the good stuff,
available now for spirited toasts on the high seas (or whatever it is you’re calling your cocktail hour these days).
Don’t worry, this rum still does what rum does—
goes down smooth, sends your nights veering into uncharted waters with a 90-proof nudge, reminds you that all is right in the world as a summer breeze wafts through your mind. Only here, it’s
crafted using only the finest Caribbean spices, corked and wrapped in a parchment label.
After all, this is a tribute to Captain Henry Morgan. Shortly after he was laid to rest, as the story goes, an earthquake washed his casket out to sea. Some say his spirit is still out there, sailing the Caribbean in search of his mortal remains.
Or at least a place that serves curly fries at 4am.
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