| | | You're on your skis, atop a mountain somewhere in Aspen, not a care in the world except for skiing well—nay, better than you've ever skied before. A chill dude approaches, puffing on a vape | | If you have trouble reading this email, go to the online version |  | |  | | | | | | | | January 15, 2019 | | Your iPhone Is Now Your Ski Instructor
Thanks to Snowcookie, a Highly Advanced New Wearable Technology | |  | | | | | | | You're on your skis, atop a mountain somewhere in Aspen, not a care in the world except for skiing well—nay, better than you've ever skied before.
A chill dude approaches, puffing on a vape pen: "Excuse me, sir. I'm your new ski instructor."
To which you say, "No, you must be mistaken. I'm my new ski instructor."
You point to the big button-like device on your chest and the two big button-like devices attached to your skis. Then you pull out your phone: "See?"
He nods resignedly. You take a hit of his vape, before disappearing down the slopes...
What you've just demonstrated to "chill dude" is the awe-inspiring power of Snowcookie, a highly advanced wearable technology from Switzerland designed to help you improve your shredding or whatever...
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