Southern Sass: Just When You Think You've got a "Guy" For Everything...

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Pillow Guy
When It Comes to Matters of the Bedroom,
Trust Pillow Guy

UD MEMBERS
$29
And Up

ORIGINAL PRICE
$60

SAVING
52%

		Just when you think you've got "a guy" for everything... Pillow Guy comes along. So now you've got a pillow guy. And, bonus, he knows everything there is to know about thread-counts, fill-power and getting a good night's sleep. He's taken that knowledge to curate this collection of pillows, comforters and linen sets so you don't have to lose any sleep over it. No word on whether or not he recommends stuffing all the money we saved you under the mattress. GET IT NOW

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LELO
Incoming: Spring Fling-Worthy Pleasure Devices

UD EXCLUSIVE
15% Off

		LELO wants to make sure everyone's ready for the shift to spring and all of the fresh starts that come with it... The new foliage. The new fling. The new pleasure device, or box of game-changing HEX Condoms that you're getting for 15% off when you use code "15AFF18." Spring is all about keeping things fresh. GET IT NOW

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Earth Wood Sunglasses
Your Spring Sunglasses Are Here.
And They're Wooden.

UD MEMBERS
$55
And Up

ORIGINAL PRICE
$~~200~~

SAVING
73%

		You could go on a hike. Or hug a tree. Or watch Into the Wild a bunch of times. But the most stylish way to get back in touch with nature happens to be these sunglasses crafted from handsome wood by sustainable goods-makers, Earth Wood. At up to 76% off from the sustainable deals-makers at Perks. GET IT NOW

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Evermade Traders
You'll Want to Pass These Knives Down

UD MEMBERS
$52
And Up

ORIGINAL PRICE
$75

SAVING
31%

		Craftsmanship is a word that gets tossed around a lot these days. But it's also a word that perfectly describes the skill, love and attention to detail that went into these incredible knives from Evermade Traders. With handsomely crafted Damascus steel blades, eye-catching handles and strong leather sheaths, they're instant-heirloom-quality knives you'll want to pass down for generations. Along with the money we saved you. GET IT NOW

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Shield Watches
Made for Adventure. And Telling Time.

UD MEMBERS
$145
And Up

ORIGINAL PRICE
$~~1,200~~

SAVING
88%

		These not-unattractive watches were named for the Cousteaus and the Carusos of the world. And naturally, they're designed to withstand more than a little water. Which will make them perfect for whatever forthcoming seaside vacation you have planned. You have one of those planned, right? GET IT NOW

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Wired for Wine
This Won Irish Whiskey of the Year

UD ENDORSED
$53

		This fine bottle of Redbreast Sherry Finish Lustau Edition was named "Irish Whiskey of the Year" at the 2017 Whiskey Advocate Awards. And there's really only one proper way to celebrate such an achievement: by drinking it. Especially considering the fact that this fantastic Irish whiskey spent between nine and 12 years maturing in American and European oak before being finished for up to a year in an oloroso sherry cask made at A. Páez Tonelería in Jerez for the sherry house of Lustau. Naturally. GET IT NOW

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OnCore Golf
Your New Secret Weapon on the Golf Course

UD MEMBERS
$21
And Up

ORIGINAL PRICE
$30

SAVING
30%

		They say that golf is 90% mental. The other 10%: choosing the right ball. More specifically, choosing the Caliber from OnCore Golf, which has revolutionized the game with its patented hollow metal core instead of the old rubber ones they've been using for decades. The result: more accurate flight and better putting. Oh, and the other 30% is... nonexistent, because we took that off the price. GET IT NOW

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Something Strong
Three-Color Messenger and Laptop Bags

UD MEMBERS
$49

ORIGINAL PRICE
$~~130~~

SAVING
62%

		One really is the loneliest number. Which might explain why these rugged messenger bags are designed from canvas and wool in three different colors. Eye-catching, indeed. GET IT NOW

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Polar Ice
Your Drinks Deserve Only
the Clearest of Ice Spheres

UD MEMBERS
$24
And Up

ORIGINAL PRICE
$30

SAVING
20%

		There's a time and a place for ice cubes. And then there's a time and a place for these ice spheres from Polar Ice, with a patented design that separates water molecules from the air bubbles and impurities that can ruin the taste of your drink. Aka: the good times. GET IT NOW

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Wired for Wine
Kick Rosé Season Off Right
With Six Bottles of This

UD ENDORSED
$85
For Six

		Ah, yes. The days get sunnier. The flowers get bloomier. The birds get chirpier. That can only mean one thing: rosé season is upon us. And to kick off the season right, we're setting you up with six bottles of Chateau Minuty "M" Rose 2016, a beautiful offering from the Côtes de Provence region of France. But maybe pace yourself. It's going to be a long season. GET IT NOW

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Spectrum
85% Off These Excellent Denim Shades

UD MEMBERS
$45

ORIGINAL PRICE
$~~300~~

SAVING
85%

		Imagine the perfect pair of jeans... Stylish. Trusty. Fit like a glove. Made of denim (for your lower half). Now, imagine them on your face. Because that's what these new denim-clad sunnies from Spectrum are going to feel like. Minus that tiny pocket you never use anyway. GET IT NOW