| | | A foreboding aura of mystery and the wafting scent of cherry pie shroud the much-anticipated continuation of David Lynch's cult classic paranormal sometime-soap, Twin Peaks. It premieres on Showti | | If you have trouble reading this email, go to the online version |  | |  | | | | | |  | | | | May 18, 2017 | | Michael Cera, Eddie Vedder and Jennifer Jason Leigh Are All in the New Twin Peaks
Let's Take a Stab At Guessing Who They'll Play | |  | | | | | | | A foreboding aura of mystery and the wafting scent of cherry pie shroud the much-anticipated continuation of David Lynch's cult classic paranormal sometime-soap, Twin Peaks.
It premieres on Showtime this Sunday, and we still really have no idea what to expect. Will Killer Bob—infamous for killing people and being named Bob—return to terrorize the town? Is One-Eyed Jack's still around? What ever became of that Giant? And will the damn good coffee be small-batch and cold-brewed now or just classic "Hot!"?
The answers to these questions, and a myriad others, remain unknown. But fortunately for you, UrbanDaddy has choice intel regarding the roles of some of the ridiculous (and fittingly random) new cast members, including Amanda Seyfried, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Michael Cera and that chick from Gossip Girl.
Keep in mind, while the cast members here are all real, the information regarding the roles they play is completely unverified.
By which we mean, completely made up...
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