| | | It's true. Mozart just had one helluva year. He outsold Adele. Outsold Drake. Even outsold Her Royal Majesty, Queen Bey. Yes, Wolfgang Amadeus rivaled Kanye when it came to self-indulgent album | | If you have trouble reading this email, go to the online version |  | |  | | | | | | | | December 16, 2016 | | Mozart Outsold Kanye This Year. Here's What Else He Got Up To.
The Excess. The Outbursts. The Powdered Wigs. | |  | | | | | | | It's true.
Mozart just had one helluva year.
He outsold Adele. Outsold Drake. Even outsold Her Royal Majesty, Queen Bey.
Yes, Wolfgang Amadeus rivaled Kanye when it came to self-indulgent album drops, and released a single 200-CD box. And while the collection was purchased by the 6,250 remaining people who still listen to CDs, Billboard still counts each individual CD, letting him boast a tally of 1.25 million units shifted. And, hey, a win's a win. But it may have gone to his head a little bit, judging from the year he had.
Okay, the totally-not-true, completely made-up-by-us year he had.
The one we're going to look at now through this timeline of Mozart's 2016.
(Cue ethereal flashback music.)
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