Story of a Girl

12.16.2016

So One's a $36,000 Blanket...

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The Most Indulgent Gifts We Could Find
 
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These gifts are, quite frankly, preposterous.

Not that we don't want them. We do.

It's just that on an average day we'd have a hard time justifying their purchase for ourselves or anyone else. But hey, these are no average days. These are the holidays. So if you were ever going to pull the trigger—it'd be now.

Do it. We dare you.

 

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Gamma Embroidered Leather Jacket

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$796

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$995

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20%

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GET IT NOW Because a lady is always right.

And now she'll have it in writing. Embroidered on a leather jacket.

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Neiman Marcus
Picard Table Tennis Table

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$7,599

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GET IT NOW Look at this thing. Reclaimed hardwood table. Cast-iron legs. A net made of leather and leather-wrapped paddles. And you save 20% off with code FRIENDME.

You know, if you had this, you might even think about picking up table tennis...

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Guitar Strap Calfskin Leather Shoulder Bag

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$4,145

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GET IT NOW What really makes this leather bag worth it is the Southwestern-inspired guitar strap.

Yeah, that's it.

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Zigzag Fringe Poncho

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$1,004

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$1,435

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30%

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GET IT NOW You don't want to wear just any glorified blanket.

You want something with a distinguished zigzag pattern, a shawl collar and made by Missoni in Italy.

You... wish we wouldn't call it a glorified blanket.

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The Black Label City Edition
Foldable Electric Scooter

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$1,899

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GET IT NOW Actually, this doesn't seem so absurd.

Until you consider where you'd keep it and think about the fact that you'd either have to drive it in the same traffic as cars or ride it on the sidewalk.

But you know what? Act now, ask questions later.

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Bloomingdale's
Bluetooth Jukebox

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$1,496

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GET IT NOW Honestly, yes, it's essentially an oversized Bluetooth speaker in the shape of a jukebox.

But it doesn't stop there. It also has a 20-song memory bank. And it plays CDs and AM/FM radio. And...

Actually that's pretty much where it stops.

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Saks Fifth Avenue
Large Mink Fur Blanket

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$36,000

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Deco Tic Tac Toe

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$680

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GET IT NOW This replaces the daunting task of getting pen and paper every time you play.

Which means it's also environmentally friendly.

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Rainbow Crystal Ice Cream Cone Miniaudiere

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$4,995

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GET IT NOW Real ice cream cones melt.

This lasts forever.

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