Story of a Girl

12.16.2016

A Better Umbrella Exists

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Skull & Res
Braided Skull Bracelets

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No very tiny people were harmed in the making of these skull-beaded bracelets.

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Sunny Rebel
Sunglasses Made in LA

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And what better way to protect your eyes than with sunglasses made in one of the sunniest places in America.

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Blunt Umbrellas
The Best Damn Umbrellas on the Planet

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$39
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$49

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GET IT NOW People don't usually think of using an umbrella in winter.

Probably because they don't have umbrellas as superior as anything from Blunt Umbrellas.

But then again, you're not most people.

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Josh Cellars
A Bevy of Wines for the Holidays

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GET IT NOW A good gift should show how well you know the person you're giving it to.

And since we know you, we know you hang out with people who like great wines.

We also know you might just end up keeping it for yourself...

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Hand & Terry
Superiorly-Constructed Dress Socks: a Limerick

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$38

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$45

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GET IT NOW Knitted in Italy. Egyptian cotton.
Solid construction. You wish you got one.
But, hey, you get three.
If that's okay with thee.
And they hold up better than this limerick.

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Thump
Waterproof Bluetooth Headphones

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Thump
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We should have marked this NSFW because this is headphone porn as far as we're concerned.

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Wired For Wine
Moët Chandon for New Year's Eve

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$83
For Six

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Because after the year we had, you're going to ring in 2017 by toasting with the whole bottle.

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iCanvas
Vintage-Style Patent Blueprints

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GET IT NOW The toothbrush.

We take it for granted, but someone actually had to design that, draw up a blueprint and submit it to the U.S. patent office.

And funnily enough, that blueprint makes a pretty great canvas print for your wall.

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Something Strong
Joggers, Thermals and Fleece Jackets

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$59

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GET IT NOW These should be useful for places that require clothing.

If you're thinking "but you need clothing everywhere?"

Then you're really good at picking up sarcasm.

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Signed Comedy Movie Posters
Classic Movie Posters Autographed
by Your Comedic Heroes

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$2,995

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67%

Signed Comedy Movie Posters
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GET IT NOW You've been quoting them for years.

You look up to their stars.

Now you're about to acquire an autographed poster of one of your favorite comedies for up to 67% off. Which is, ironically, nothing to laugh about.

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Ethan Williams
Soft Crewneck and V-Neck Tees

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$40

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$120

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GET IT NOW Shirts so soft you'll never want to take them off.

But please do. Eventually, at least.

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Chi and Chi
Polygonal Minimalistic Watches

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$154

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GET IT NOW Sometimes a watch comes along that's so dignified you feel like it must have been around forever, that you should already own it.

But we can assure you it hasn't, and you don't.

Yet.

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Roberto Cavalli
Silk Scarves from an Italian Designer

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$135
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$395

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66%

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GET IT NOW What could we say about these attractive silk scarves from Italian designer Robert Cavalli that we haven't already said in this sentence?

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That should cover it.

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Hero Goods
Real Wallets. Faux Leather.

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$45

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GET IT NOW We never Perk anything but the real thing.

Unless we're talking about a faux leather that looks, acts and feels just like the real thing.

Then sometimes rules must be broken.

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