| | | |  | | | You’re a solid multitasker. We’ve seen it. But we think your tablet should be as well. Enter the Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 2014 Edition, which, among its countless other features, lets you open two apps side by side and control your TV through a universal remote function. Oh, it tells time, too. | | | | We live in a dangerous world.
It’s an unfortunate fact of life.
But we also live in a world that has bulletproof suits now, so...
Laugh in the face of danger with the Bulletproof Suit, an unsuspectingly handsome, custom-tailored suit that also happens to... right. It’s available now from Toronto’s Garrison Bespoke.
It’s like this: these tailors are widely considered the best in Canada. And you’ve got a very particular set of skills. Maybe the Liam-Neeson-in-Taken kind. Maybe the Liam-Neeson-leading-a-budget-meeting kind. Point is, these guys just learned how to weave 9mm-proof carbon nanotubes into peak lapels, so we figured you should know one another.
Style-wise, you won’t notice anything crazy here. Just your standard three-piece pinstripe. But on the inside, you’ve got a thinner, lighter version of nanotech-enhanced military fabric that’s 50% stronger than Kevlar. Translation: it’s 100% capable of stopping a piece of metal traveling faster than the speed of sound.
So assuming your life is worth the price of a new Mazda (it’ll set you back $20K), give them a call. Then, when it arrives, wear it anytime you need to be both dapper and impervious to bodily harm.
Or if your name is a three-digit number. | | |  |
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