UD | It's the Turkey's Fault

If you have trouble reading this email, go to the online version 11/18/13   Zzz Top The Art of the Thanksgiving Day Nap Thanksgiving. It’s that holiday about family. And food. And football. And taking the single most glorious nap of the entire year. Ah, the Thanksgiving Day nap. Here’s everything you need to make yours extra-comfortable. (Club chair not included.)     COZINESS LEVEL: 1 Nobody Will Know These Are Pajamas   You Require: A handsome shirt you could wear to dinner... and then to sleep. You’ll Receive: This striped Italian-cotton button-down from dapper napping experts Sleepy Jones. It works under a blazer. Or a blanket.   411: Henry Pajama Shirt, make yourself presentable here     COZINESS LEVEL: 2 Cashmere. For Your Feet.   You Require: Something to keep your feet at optimal snugness while propped up on an ottoman. You’ll Receive: A pair of gray-and-blue cashmere slippers that you’ll wear while watching post-turkey football. On the back of your eyelids.   411: Luis Cashmere Slippers, slip into something comfortable here     COZINESS LEVEL: 3 And Here’s the Blanket...   You Require: A blanket. Or you’re doing it wrong. You’ll Receive: A blanket... made of criminally soft merino lambswool that was milled by an Irish family of blanketsmiths. These guys take sleeping seriously.   411: Lambswool Throw, hog the covers here     COZINESS LEVEL: ∞ Hiring Enya to Sing You to Sleep   You Require: Some background music to score your dreams of flying gravy boats and anthropomorphic turkey legs. You’ll Receive: The tranquil New Age stylings of Enya. Yes, that Enya. She’s available for private concerts. Or lullabies. No, you can’t pay her in leftovers.   411: Enya, sail away here     COZINESS LEVEL: –2 The Least Offensive Alarm Clock   You Require: To wake up. Well, the world requires that of you, anyway. You’ll Receive: This app, which gently rouses you with soothing ambient sounds. Like wolves howling. Or birds chirping. Or ships sailing. Or things that aren’t your aunt loudly talking.   411: Wide A Sleep, rise and shine here Hey, France. Thanks. For steak frites. For bikinis. Oh, and for vodka. Glorious vodka. Namely Grey Goose Vodka, that extraordinary spirit made from high-quality soft winter wheat. And now they’ve launched The Grey Goose Cocktail Sessions on YouTube, where they’ll curate the perfect cocktail for your tastes. Hint: it’s got vodka.   UrbanDaddy is pure editorial. You can't buy love from the Daddy. About Us   |    Archives   |    My UD   |    Perks   |    Contact   |    Jobs   |    Advertise   |    Tips Email Issues   |    Privacy Policy   |    User Agreement   |    Unsubscribe   |    Editorial Policy 900 Broadway, Suite 808 New York, NY 10003 © 2013 UrbanDaddy. All Rights Reserved.