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10.14.2013

UD | These Are Not Toys

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10/14/13
 
Armed Forces
Strange Weapons. For Your Mantel.
So, the fall: a good time to get out and enjoy nature. And/or hunt. And/or use the idea of hunting as an excuse to talk about a bunch of fascinating artisanal armaments that would be incredibly impractical to use for anything remotely resembling hunting. You know, like a cane gun...
 
 
UD - The World’s Dandiest Fly Swatter  
LEVEL OF INTIMIDATION: 1
The World’s Dandiest Fly Swatter
 
What It Is: A fly swatter made from Italian bridle leather and American oak. Which you can have monogrammed. Of course.
How You’ll Use It: Tiny game hunting.
 
411:
Leather Fly Swatter, $59, lord over some flies here
 
UD - Not Your Grandfather’s Slingshot  
LEVEL OF INTIMIDATION: 2
Not Your Grandfather’s Slingshot
 
What It Is: You can make a slingshot from a twig and a rubber band. You can also make a slingshot from meticulously varnished rosewood, natural latex and a sinew leather pouch. This is obviously the latter.
How You’ll Use It: Fun and games. Well, until someone loses an eye...
 
411:
Hunting Slingshot, $25, pull back a little here
 
UD - Surprise, It’s a Gun  
LEVEL OF INTIMIDATION: 3
Surprise, It’s a Gun
 
What It Is: An antique gentleman’s walking stick with an engraved brass handle. That’s it. Nothing to see here. Well, except for the 32-caliber firearm concealed inside.
How You’ll Use It: As a prop when you’re cast as the next Bond villain.
 
411:
Gentleman’s Cane Gun, $1,150, stick ’em up here
 
UD - This Thing Is as Scary as It Looks  
LEVEL OF INTIMIDATION: 4
This Thing Is as Scary as It Looks
 
What It Is: A tetsubo is a Japanese war club. A Japanese war club is basically a 10-pound Louisville Slugger covered in steel rivets. Yes, steel rivets hurt.
How You’ll Use It: Thank-you gift for Tarantino.
 
411:
Tetsubo War Club, $99.95, swing away here
 
UD - An Original Winchester ’73  
LEVEL OF INTIMIDATION: 5
An Original Winchester ’73
 
What It Is: A 140-year-old Winchester with all of its original markings. This was the gun that won the West. And inspired a Jimmy Stewart movie (not It’s a Wonderful Life).
How You’ll Use It: For display. Or to defend your homestead if you live on a prairie and it’s 1882.
 
411:
Antique Winchester 1873, $4,500, aim down the barrel here
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