| | | | | 08/01/13 | | The more things change, the more they stay the weekend. | | | | | | | RYE ME A RIVER | A Man Who Drank $100K in Whiskey | | Value per bottle of Old Farm Pure Rye Whiskey: $1,969.23 Bottles allegedly consumed by one John Saunders: 52 Bottles that actually belonged to him: 0 Final tab: $102,400 Your current envy level: 8/10 | | | | | | | | | MOMMIE DEAREST | Heidi Klum’s Mom Is the Best Mom | | Today, you honor Erna Klum. Firstly: for bringing her daughter, Heidi, into the world. And secondly: for taking some extremely flattering pictures of Heidi on a clothing-optional beach in the Bahamas, which she then shared with the world on Twitter. Motherhood, people. Take notes. | | | | | | | | | WEINER TAKES IT ALL | There’s a Carlos Danger Name Generator | | ... and here’s a sample of its work. Bradley Manning: José María Gamble Tiger Woods: Ignacio Distress Bill Clinton: Carlos Smash Prince George Alexander Louis, House of Windsor: Lorenzo Catastrophe | | | | | | | | | TOPPS SHELF | Just Give Topps Your Money Now | | Boggs. Blyleven. Brett. Pretty solid ballplayers. And in the event you’ve ever wanted to enshrine them on your office wall, Topps has made that possible by restoring a bunch of their 1980s baseball cards into frame-worthy gallery prints. There’s not a wall in the world that Goose Gossage’s face couldn’t improve. | | | | | | | | | HAM IT UP | Meet the World’s Most Expensive Burger | | Bun: $0.45 Slice of cheddar: $0.95 5-ounce synthetic burger made in a Dutch lab using stem cells: $330,000.00 Tax (@ 8%): $26,400.11 --------------------------------------------------------- Total: $356,401.51 | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | 900 Broadway, Suite 808 New York, NY 10003 © 2013 UrbanDaddy. All Rights Reserved. | | | | | | |
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