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Safe Haven: For the Casual Date | Twice the Vice
Chocolates. Spiked with Booze.
You Know What to Do... | | | UD MEMBERS
$33 | | EVERYONE ELSE
Impossible | |  | | | | |  | | So. Valentine’s Day. The perfect time to profess your undying love for a certain special someone...
... or at least give them some finely crafted Belgian chocolates blended with top-shelf booze.
So here you go: some bite-size chocolates blended with Belvedere. And 18-year scotch. And Veuve Clicquot. Hell, even a cosmo or four for good measure.
And since this is Perks, you’re getting 25% off all of ’em—plus a pair of Fandango movie tickets to Safe Haven, just for you being your heroically giving self.
Now get out there and steal what’s-her-name’s heart.
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Safe Haven: For the Serious Relationship | The Bouqs
Insanely Fresh Roses. Delivered by Valentine’s Day. 32 Bucks. | | | UD MEMBERS
$32 | | EVERYONE ELSE
Impossible | |  | | | | |  | | Some time ago, you met someone.
And things happened. Good things. Warm, fuzzy, potentially-relationship-status-changing things.
Now, you’re contemplating the ultimate next step in committedness: ordering some flowers from the Internet.
Turns out, that’s a great idea: because Perks is connecting you with the Bouqs—a squad of top-notch florists with headquarters on an active South American volcano (seriously)—who are endowing you with the power to send any bouquet of their crazy-fresh flowers from said volcano by Valentine’s Day.
And to ensure you’re utterly victorious in your romantic endeavors, we’re throwing in a pair of Fandango movie tickets to see Safe Haven.
Argo just doesn’t pair as well with roses.
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Safe Haven: For the Fling
$100 Gets You $200 Worth of Lingerie
from Fleur du Mal | | | UD MEMBERS
$100 | | EVERYONE ELSE
$200 | | SAVING
50% | |  | | | | |  | | Congratulations—you’ve made it.
To the lingerie portion of our Valentine’s Day Perks email.
In other words, the portion where you decide what to give back to yourself.
And to make that process even more enjoyable, here’s a Perk for 50% off everything from Fleur du Mal—a new online shop of bedroom-targeted couture, made with Chanel-quality French lace and designed by a veteran of the lingerie industry who’s an expert in the female form.
Oh, and you’re also getting a pair of Fandango movie tickets to Safe Haven.
It’s only the next logical step.
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analog/shift | Vintage Rolexes, Omegas, Heuers...
An Exclusive Collection
of History’s Finest Watches | | | UD MEMBERS
$465
And Up | | EVERYONE ELSE
Impossible | |  | | | | |  | | Strangely, there is no such thing as the Wristwatch Hall of Fame.
But if there were, we assume it’d include the Rolex Submariner. And an Omega Speedmaster. And that Tag Heuer Monaco made famous by Steve McQueen. Oh, and probably a few badass/handsome military-issued GI watches.
In other words, it would look exactly like this Perk...
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Triumph & Disaster
23% Off Old-School Grooming Stuff
from New Zealand | | | UD MEMBERS
$20
And Up | | EVERYONE ELSE
$26 | | SAVING
23% | |  | | | | |  | | Today, you’re finally giving your face the treatment it deserves.
You have two options:
1. Fly to New Zealand. Befriend a local Maori tribe. Learn to forage for the world’s finest face-nourishing stuff like tamanu oil, jojoba and horopito. Take it to a lab. Engineer it perfectly. Design some handsome packaging. Take a nap.
2. Get this Perk on New Zealand’s finest naturally concocted, old-school grooming supplies from Triumph & Disaster—for less than everyone else.
Take your time deciding.
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Carter Kustera
For Your Valentine:
A Custom Hand-Painted Silhouette | | | UD MEMBERS
$152
And Up | | EVERYONE ELSE
$400 | | SAVING
62% | |  | | | | |  | | We need to talk about your profile picture.
No, not that profile picture.
We’re talking about that illustration of you, standing sideways, with your face and chin looking all regal and whatnot. You know, the one you don’t have... yet.
Because the acclaimed profile artist Carter Kustera is on a mission to paint a custom portrait of you (or someone you know) to cement your priceless beauty for years to come.
And of course you’ll get it for over 60% off...
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Jimmyjane
Up to 35% Off Total Pleasure... | | | UD MEMBERS
$51
And Up | | EVERYONE ELSE
$78 | | SAVING
35% | |  | | | | |  | | Today, we’d like to discuss pleasure.
Because after strenuous research and multiple testing sessions, we’ve determined the best line of pleasure devices (and candles and massage lotions...) ever made. And we’re getting you up to 35% off a whole array of them, just in time for Valentine’s Day.
Feel free to double-check our findings...
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Sugarfina
Cocktail Candy. You Know Someone
Who Wants This... | | | UD MEMBERS
$60 | | EVERYONE ELSE
$75 | | SAVING
20% | |  | | | | |  | | This Valentine’s Day, you’re giving someone... a box of candy.
Stay with us here.
Actually, it’s: a bento box filled with bite-size pieces of candy... that taste exactly like beer, absinthe, champagne and martinis (with a generous dose of sugar). Gift-wrapped and delivered, for 20% off.
If Willy Wonka got into the whole highbrow mixology thing—this would be the secret stash he’d tuck into the folds of his velvet robes (weird guy). Oh, and we’re also sending you a gratis stainless-steel flask or martini shaker.
Just in case you needed a real drink.
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