| | 02/10/12 Sex Cells The World's Sexiest Apps Your phone's pretty great: it takes pictures, sends emails and even occasionally makes calls. Also: a useful paintbrush for the timeless art of seduction. Here, in honor of a certain Hallmark holiday's inevitable arrival, the world's sexiest apps. | | | | | UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE | Say "Come Here Often?" in 10 Languages | | What: A guide to flirtatious banter in 10 languages (yes, including Portuguese) from translation experts. Note: flash cards are involved. You'll use it: When English is not one of the many things you share with that dancer at Carnaval. | | | | | | | | NATIONAL PLEASURE | Delivering Delight from Across the Room | | What: A line of iPhone- and iPad-controlled pleasure-delivery devices. You control... everything. You'll use it: When the last truffle has been eaten, the last drop of champagne consumed and the night's winding down. Or as soon as you see each other. | | | | | | | | TOUGH POSITION | A Few Timeless Ways to Shake Things Up | | What: A comprehensive list of, shall we say, intimate methodologies from the Kama Sutra. Also: a checklist, location challenges and a guide to recreating famous movie scenes. You know, like the car chase in Ronin. You'll use it: After you've stretched thoroughly and maybe taken a warm-up jog. | | | | | | | | WITH FEELING | Getting the Music Part Right | | What: A Spotify extension for your phone that'll mine the entire history of melodic sound for the perfect mood-setting playlist. You decide on tempo and "sensuality" levels, and it'll find just the right silky voice. You'll use it: Because you're too busy with... other things. | | | | | | | | SAINT JAMES PLACE | Just Some Sexy Photos of Supermodels | | What: An iPad version of the prolific photographer's book of flexible supermodels and pouty-lipped starlets. You'll use it: To keep your promise of reading more books this year. And, perhaps, as inspiration for a late-night photo shoot of your own... | | | | | | | | | | | | |
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