Southern Sass: Fur Handcuffs, Voyeurism and Aphrodisiac Menus. Sounds Like Valentine's Day.

2.05.2019

Fur Handcuffs, Voyeurism and Aphrodisiac Menus. Sounds Like Valentine's Day.

Valentine's Day: it's an annual 24-hour celebration of love. And sex. Mostly love... But also: sex.And while your own bedroom does the trick 364 days of the year, you might wa

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February 05, 2019

The Sexiest Places to Stay This Valentine's Day
Nine Hotel Packages Designed to Get You in the Mood

Valentine's Day: it's an annual 24-hour celebration of love.

And sex.

Mostly love...

But also: sex.

And while your own bedroom does the trick 364 days of the year, you might want to use the fast-approaching holiday as an excuse to do it somewhere else. Somewhere...erotic-er.

Ergo: we've rounded up nine of the sexiest Valentine's Day hotel packages in the country, pseudo-scientifically ordered from "aww, how romantic," to "guess we're doing the whole handcuffs thing, huh." Generally speaking, they're heavy on aphrodisiacs and sex toys, and low on stray laundry and framed concert posters from 2005.

Not that there's anything wrong with your framed concert posters from 2005...