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Wired for Wine
Six Bottles of a Solid 91-Point South African Cabernet Sauvignon

UD ENDORSED
$99
For Six

		Maybe you're having them over for a fancy home-cooked dinner date night. Or maybe they're having you over. Either way, you'll want to have at least six bottles of Cathedral Cellar Cabernet Sauvignon 2015—an excellent South African Cab that Wine Enthusiast gave a resounding 91 points—on hand. And you'll want to stock up now. GET IT NOW

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Something Strong
Wireless Earbuds With an Edge, 61% Off

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$59

ORIGINAL PRICE
$~~150~~

SAVING
61%

		You say "earbud," Manhattan-based Something Strong says "airbud." Either way, it's wireless headphones you seek, and it's a damn fine pair you'll get. These are lighter than air and deliver solid sound. And their edgy design featuring the distinctive "radioactive" symbol gives off a dangerous vibe, whether you're going for that or not. You are. You totally are. GET IT NOW

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LELO
100% Better Sex for 20% Off

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20% Off

		Things are finally heating up. And we're not just talking about the weather... Because LELO is giving Perks members 20% off all of their new pleasure devices, game-changing HEX Condoms and more. Just use the code "UDAPR20" for 20% off sitewide (excluding Sona & Sona Cruise). We'll let you take it from here. GET IT NOW

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WOLF
Jewelry Boxes for the Mother's Day Win

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$89
And Up

ORIGINAL PRICE
$~~149~~

SAVING
40%

		Sure, you could gift her another piece of jewelry this year for Mother's Day. But at this point, you've given her so many nice trinkets and baubles that she needs somewhere equally nice to store them all. Like one of these elegant, leather-wrapped jewelry boxes, zip cases or rolls from legendary 180-year-old company, WOLF. They've been keeping beautiful things looking beautiful through two World Wars and countless Mother's Day brunches. Suffice it to say, her spoils are in good hands. GET IT NOW

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Something Strong
Soon Enough, You'll Be Wearing Shorts.
These Shorts.

UD MEMBERS
$28

ORIGINAL PRICE
$89

SAVING
69%

		Let's do some wishful thinking in the form of clothing. Ready? … Shorts. Just think, it can only get warmer from here, especially once you pick up a pair of these very attractive, slim-cut, five pocket shorts from the fine folks at Something Strong. For an equally attractive 69% off, at that. GET IT NOW

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Wired for Wine
Añejo Tequila By Way of Napa,
Just in Time for Cinco de Mayo

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$109

		Tequila and Cinco de Mayo go together like... Tequila and Chardonnay barrels. Okay, allow us to explain that second part. Because we're talking about this very special bottle of Ayate Añejo Tequila, a craft-distilled tequila that was aged in California Chardonnay barrels by a Napa winemaker for just enough time to make it taste delicious while still ensuring they could bottle it and get it to you in time for your Cinco de Mayo plans. See, it all makes sense now. GET IT NOW

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Unsimply Stitched
Introducing the Power Sock

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$15

ORIGINAL PRICE
$36

SAVING
58%

		The power tie: about as passé as the three-martini lunch. The new authority in that category has gone to your feet. That's right, power socks. Unsimply Stitched has those, and you're getting three colorful pairs for $15. Fine, the martinis can stay. GET IT NOW

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HackPack
This Bag Is a Quadruple-Threat

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$105

ORIGINAL PRICE
$~~150~~

SAVING
30%

		You've got a briefcase for the office, a shoulder bag for the commute, a backpack for long hauls and a sling bag for quick getaways. Sounds like you've got a lot of baggage. But that's where they'd be wrong, because all of those bags is actually just one bag. And it's called the HackPack because it's basically a life hack you can throw over your shoulder. And because we're Perks, we've got the price hacked down to 30% off. GET IT NOW

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raboo Technologies Inc
You've Probably Never Charged
Your Devices This Way Before

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$40

ORIGINAL PRICE
$60

SAVING
33%

		You know it when it happens: once your battery is compromised, there's no going back. It's a life-altering event. For your phone's battery life, yes, but mostly for you. Suddenly, you're living in a constant state of panic, scanning every room you enter for an open outlet. But you can avoid ever having that feeling again with raboo Technologies Inc's ingenious new smart charger that uses proprietary technology to adapt to each device it's charging and not overtax the battery as it charges it to optimal capacity. Breathe in, breathe out. Everything's going to be okay. GET IT NOW

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Wired for Wine
Because It's Rosé Season: Six Bottles

UD ENDORSED
$99
For Six

		You'll want to show up to any and all spring gatherings holding one of these bottles of Gérard Bertrand Côte des Roses Rosé, with their rose-etched bases. Because they're filled with delicious, delicious rosé. And because we're sending them your way by the six-pack. GET IT NOW

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JoyJolt
Stately Glassware for Your Stately Cocktails...
and Shots

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$21
And Up

ORIGINAL PRICE
$40

SAVING
47%

		The perfect martini—like the one's you've been known to mix on occasion—require an equally perfect glass. One that's been designed elegantly, is clear as day and handcrafted with top quality materials. Same goes for when you pour a round of shots. So here's a fine collection of artisan glassware that will get you from martini hour to shots o'clock. Which is probably a thing. GET IT NOW

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Texas Standard
Polos, Tees and Sport Shirts by Way of Texas

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$26
And Up

ORIGINAL PRICE
$35

SAVING
25%

		Texas knows warm weather. And how to dress for it. So you'd do well to prepare for the warmer months with some of these polos, pocket tees and sport shirts from Texas Standard that we've got for up to 25% off right now. Swan diving into a pool probably couldn't hurt, either. GET IT NOW