| So you've decided you want to travel the world. Plan A, obviously, is to book Economy on Emirates. That's your best option. It's got all that legroom. It's got up to 3,500 of those entertainment channels. All those multi-course gourmet meals. All the stuff that's never really found in Economy. Plan B is to beg your way into an upgrade on another airline. It's risky and, frankly, beneath you. But while we can't wholeheartedly recommend it, Emirates is still dedicated to being helpful. So we've created the Upgrade Excuse Engine, a highly sophisticated piece of technology that generates an exhaustive repository of entirely plausible and foolproof excuses to give—and acts to perform—in the service of getting an upgrade the next time you travel. Having twins and can't stand the thought of inadequate legroom? That's great. Use that. Not having twins, but equally intolerant of inadequate legroom and willing to fake like you're having twins? This is still for you, and we've got a lot of helpful tips to make sure you pull it off. We assume no responsibility for what happens. | 
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