You Need Last-Minute Gift Ideas. We Have Way Too Many of Them.

If you have trouble reading this email, go to the online version National December 18, 2017 Last-Minute Gift Ideas, a Shakespearean Sonnet and Our Weekly NFL Awards Plus: A Case Against Christmas Music Should you require some last-minute gift ideas... AT THE BUZZER This is your comprehensive last-minute gift guide, featuring 10 gifts to consume, 10 gifts to wear and one gift that implies participation in a helicopter pub crawl through Australia. SILENT NIGHT Christmas music is bad. Or so says one fed up writer... ON THE SHORE This is a Shakespearean sonnet composed in honor of the drunken goddess of MTV's trashiest new reality TV show, Floribama Shore. Don't ask. GOING DUTCH Behold: a very special Dwight Schrute-inspired edition of our weekly NFL awards. UrbanDaddy is pure editorial. You can't buy love from the Daddy. About Us | My UD | Perks | Contact | Jobs | Advertise | Tips Email Issues | Privacy Policy | User Agreement | Unsubscribe | Editorial Policy 900 Broadway, Suite 1003 New York, NY 10003 © 2017 UrbanDaddy. All Rights Reserved. Photo: Streeter Lecka/Getty Images (top)