| | | James Comey's prepared statements for his open Senate testimony are now out in the world. You can read them in full here. But, not having the social responsibilities of a New York Times, we'll pa | | If you have trouble reading this email, go to the online version |  | |  | | | | | | | | June 08, 2017 | | That Awkward Moment When: James Comey Statement Edition
Comey Spins a Tale of Unrequited Love? | |  | | | | | | | This morning, James Comey finally testifies before the Senate Inteligence Committee. Bars are opening early. The President has been stretching his thumbs for an official live-tweet session. But yesterday, we got a look at the prepared statement Comey put together, and boy is it a doozy.
Not having the social responsibilities of a New York Times, we at UrbanDaddy will paper over such relatively minor issues as possible obstruction of justice, collusion with a foreign power, abuse of office, et. al, and focus on the painfully awkward social encounters with the Failed-Yam-Casserole-in-Chief that pepper Comey's very professional, politely euphemized accounts.
Here then, is a breakdown of Jim Comey's "those awkward moments when…"
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