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12.31.2017

The Name's Bond. No, Not That One.

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Bond Travel Gear
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GET IT NOW The name's Bond...

Bond Travel Gear, to be exact.

And that gear has been rigorously tested and designed by its ex-military, world-traveling founder with an emphasis on reliability and efficiency. So you know it can handle any travel scenarios you might find yourself in.

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Torro Bracelets
It's 2018, Your Bracelet Should Charge Your Phone

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GET IT NOW "Hey, what's that on your wrist?"

"Oh, this highly attractive braided bracelet with gold-plated clasp?

... It's how I charge my phone."

Yep, prepare to blow minds with these USB-equipped bracelets that have no right being good-looking. But they are, and for 40% off the going rate.

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Filthy Etiquette
Just Some Great Button-Ups for a Steal

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GET IT NOW On your checklist of wardrobe necessities: handsome button-up shirts cut from comfy 100% cotton.

Included in this Perk from the clothiers at Filthy Etiquette: handsome button-up shirts cut from comfy 100% cotton. And 68% off of them.

It's great when things work out like that.

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Your New Year's Resolution Hack:
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And they wrap around your head so they're staying put while you're jogging.

Oh, and they're sweat-proof, so they're not slipping off that way, either.

And we're getting you 70% off.

See, no more excuses to get out of your New Year's resolution now. Sorry about that.

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Signed Iconic TV Show Memorabilia From Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad and Seinfeld (and More)

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GET IT NOW Jerry Seinfeld, Walter White and Khaleesi...

Not much in common, really.

Except that they (or the actors who portray them) have all signed things in this collection of rare television memorabilia from shows like Seinfeld, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Family Guy, The Sopranos and more that we've put together.

So there's at least one thing.

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These Dress Shirts Like to Party

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GET IT NOW Meet Jordan Jasper.

He may or may not be a person. Or a collection of smart dress shirts that are cut trim, have spread collars and contrast plackets and cuffs for that festive pop of color.

This just in: we can definitely confirm the latter. And get them to you for 58% off.

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Three-Color Messenger and Laptop Bags

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GET IT NOW One really is the loneliest number.

Which might explain why these rugged messenger bags are designed from canvas and wool in three different colors.

Eye-catching, indeed.

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Find a Warm Beach Somewhere. Bring These.

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Seaval
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GET IT NOW What you've got here: bamboo sunglasses, designed by surfers in the Caribbean, that float on water—so you never have to worry about losing them to the bottom of the ocean. Or the deep end of the pool.

Because, you know, vacation is coming soon.

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Gozen Knives
Beautiful Knives From a Pennsylvania Steel Town

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GET IT NOW Third Century A.D.: Damascus steel is invented and its resulting blades are hailed as the finest on earth.

19th Century: Pennsylvania becomes the new epicenter of fine steel making (and Flashdance-ing).

Today: We bring you the best of both worlds, thanks to the Pittston, PA-based outfit Gozen Knives, who are reviving the venerable art of Damascus steel.

Still Today: We're getting you up to 48% off said cutlery.

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85% Off Watches That Will Look Good Forever

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GET IT NOW We come to you today with an important message from the future...

The future: "You should take a look at these timepieces from Morphic, precisely constructed with surgical-quality stainless steel. They'll fit in just right once you get here."

They'll fit in now, too. Just saying.

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12.29.2017

Let's Break Some Resolutions

If you made it up to now keeping any diet-related resolutions, wow, you deserve a very sincere golf clap. And now, we will proceed to obliterate all that willpower with... let's call them loophol
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December 29, 2017
Let's Break Some Resolutions
It's So Much More Fun This Way...
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If you made it up to now keeping any diet-related resolutions, wow, you deserve a very sincere golf clap. And now, we will proceed to obliterate all that willpower with... let's call them loopholes to those resolutions. These are anti-resolutions...

Resolution: Eat Organic.
Anti-Resolution: Use these home kits to incorporate the green, soothing, legal-in-cool-places fruits of the earth to create edible things that will transport you to the magical world of your couch, for hours on end. 

Resolution: Concentrate on the good fats.
Anti-Resolution: Olive-oil cocktails.

Resolution: Pace yourself, for fewer hangovers.
Anti-Resolution: Whip up some of Bar Primi's hangover spaghetti.

Resolution: Be a team player.
Anti-Resolution:  Buy a cow. With a bunch of strangers. For steaks.

Resolution: Fewer extravagant, overly ornate meals.
Anti-Resolution: The $25,000 taco.

Resolution: Fuel properly for workouts.
Anti-Resolution: Pack some Michelin-starred energy bars.

Resolution: Be less vain.
Anti-Resolution: Put your face on a pancake.

Resolution: Know where your food comes from and who's preparing it.
Anti-Resolution: Design your own proprietary hot sauce.

Resolution: Switch to tea.
Anti-Resolution: ...Cheese-topped tea.

Resolution: Stop being such a Luddite. 
Anti-Resolution: A smart salt shaker.

Leave those crippling salt-pouring woes in 2017.

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