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11.07.2016

Relax, It's Almost Over

Relax, people of America. It's almost all over. No, really. The election will finally be done tomorrow. One way or another. Finito. Well, unless we get into one of those situations like we had b
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November 07, 2016
The Extreme Relaxation You Need After This Election
Ice Baths, Sensory Deprivation Tanks and Other Ways to Get Your Mind Off the Vote
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Relax, people of America. It's almost all over.

No, really. The election will finally be done tomorrow. One way or another.

Finito.

Well, unless we get into one of those situations like we had back in 2000. That's when there were recounts, hanging chads and months of bitter legal wrangling. In that case, it won't be over.

Okay, you're looking tense again.

Let's try this: a collection of extreme spa treatments specifically chosen to help you pull through these last fraught hours of Election 2016.

Whether you're a politician or a voter, after a campaign filled with negative ads, FBI interventions and Billy Bush cameos, it's just what the doctor ordered.

Obviously, a sensory deprivation tank is involved.
Note:
The Extreme Relaxation You Need After This Election, see the slideshow
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