Southern Sass: Did You Hear About the Museum of Broken Relationships?

6.01.2016

Did You Hear About the Museum of Broken Relationships?

No weekend, no cry.

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06/01/16

No weekend, no cry.

FROM PERKS

A Short Story About Finding Summer Ties

Once upon a time there was a Perk for 50% off lightweight cotton summer ties from Knot Society that were perfect to wear for anything from a business meeting to a June wedding. You bought a bunch. Lived handsomely ever after. The end. (Told you it was a short story.)




411:	Knot Society

WE'RE ALL DAD DOWN HERE

Here's What to Give Your Old Man

Your dad brought you into this world. Your dad likes handsome vintage watches. Your dad doesn't already own a motorized tiki hut. There, three reasons why you may want to explore the many dad-specific gifts in our guide of Father's Day Gift Guides. Not that you needed more than two.

STAR PLAYER

This Star Wars Scroll Knows All

Should you find yourself struck with the sudden desire to scroll through a 123-foot-long infographic containing every explosion, line of dialogue and simply-rendered robot in Star Wars... you can now do exactly that. Never underestimate the strength of sudden infographic-related desires.




411:	SWANH, online now

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

God, That's Some Good-Looking Food

It's not every day we bring you tidings of the month's most drool-inducing, devastatingly attractive soft-shell-crab burgers, egg-yolk-and-cheese-infused burgers and slow-roasted pork tacos. But it is today.

GOING HAMM

Should Your Summer Require More of Don Draper's Things

Up for the acquiring at this Mad Men auction:

—Don's vintage electric Dutchess grill.
—A well-worn paperback copy of The Inferno, with Don's fake plane ticket to use as a bookmark.
—Don's cherry-red 1964 Chrysler Imperial.

It's a good thing your virtual paddle-waving skills are strong.

YOUR CARSON IS WAITING

Please Be Advised, Your Start-of-Summer Sales Are as Follows

Carson Street: Time to wave goodbye to Carson Street. Wait, but first, time to acquire some of their stuff for up to 70% off.
East Dane: Also up to 70% off: tees, boots, moto jeans, the like.
Michael Bastian: A place where all SS16 clothing is 40% off. Great place.

THE UD FIVE

Did You Hear About the Museum of Broken Relationships?

Time for the UD Five, where we share what we're most excited to watch, binge on and check out over the next few days. This weekend, we'll be listening to Tegan and Sara, attempting to not watch all of the new Chef's Table episodes in one sitting and checking out LA's new Museum of Broken Relationships, which, yes, has artifacts from relationships that didn't work out.