Southern Sass: A Speaker for the Pool, the Beach or Any-Damn-Where

6.13.2016

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G-Project
The Bluetooth Speaker of the Summer

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$30

ORIGINAL PRICE
$40

SAVING
25%

		It's rugged. It's water-resistant. And it fits in the palm of your hand. It's practically begging you to play hooky and hit the beach. GET IT NOW

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Something Strong
Three-Color Messenger and Laptop Bags

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$49

ORIGINAL PRICE
$~~129~~

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62%

		One really is the loneliest number. Which might explain why these rugged messenger bags are designed from canvas and wool in three different colors. Eye-catching, indeed. GET IT NOW

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Coolest
This is the Best Cooler Ever Because...

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$399

ORIGINAL PRICE
$~~450~~

		...It has a blender built into the top. A f*ing blender. Can you even fathom the portable frozen margarita possibilities? The tailgate partying potential? The promise of an unparalleled beach bash? Oh, and we didn't even mention the Bluetooth speaker, phone charger or bottle opener that are also built in. You'd be crazy not to want this. GET IT NOW**

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Reign Watches
Attractive Brushed Stainless Steel Watches

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$275

ORIGINAL PRICE
$~~1,200~~

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77%

		These watches? Tens. GET IT NOW

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Banana Lemon
A Bounty of Button-Up Riches

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$59

ORIGINAL PRICE
$~~200~~

SAVING
71%

		That scene in The Great Gatsby, where Leo rapturously flings stacks and stacks of ornate shirts off of his shelves... Yeah. This Perk is sort of like that. Perks being Mr. DiCaprio in this scenario, naturally. GET IT NOW

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Swingbyte
How to Improve Dad's Golf Game

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$99

ORIGINAL PRICE
$~~169~~

SAVING
41%

		With this. It's a tiny but powerful sensor that attaches itself just below the grip on your club and measures things like swing speed and club face angles and may just turn dad into the next Tiger Woods. Or at least, Michael Jordan. (You know, of golf.) GET IT NOW

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LELO
The World's Finest Intimate Devices

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20% Off
Entire Site

		There's a reason her head is thrown back in ecstasy. Guess the reason. GET IT NOW

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Native Union
Attractive iPhone and Apple Watch
Charging Docks

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$45
And Up

ORIGINAL PRICE
$50

		Unless you can get Emily Ratajkowski to hold your phone while it charges, this is the sexiest charging dock we've ever known. GET IT NOW

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Mozie Bicycles
Made for Commuting. And Turning Heads.

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$775
And Up

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$~~1,099~~

SAVING
29%

		Weekends are the worst. Those are the days you can't ride this stunning three-speed roadster from Mozie into work. GET IT NOW

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Happy Socks
The Joy of Sensational Socks and Underwear

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20% Off

		Socks and underwear fall under that category of things your parents need but never get for themselves. You know, sometimes they realize they haven't bought a new pair in five years. But fortunately you get 20% off some of the best. So share the wealth with pops. GET IT NOW