Story of a Girl

1.10.2016

Guitars, Art, Rolexes and the Rest of the Best

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Prada
Prada’s Finest Leather Handbags

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$1,049
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$1,350

Prada  
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BlueAnatomy
This Scale Knows All

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$79

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$120

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34%

BlueAnatomy  
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Unsimply Stitched
Dress Socks: The Bolder, the Better

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$16

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$36

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56%

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Hero Goods
Very Fine Not-Leather Briefcases

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$95
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$375

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75%

Hero Goods  
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Signed Guitars
More Than Half Off Axes Autographed
by Rock Legends

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$2,999
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$6,500

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54%

Signed Guitars  
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Bruce Springsteen.

Prince.

You own their music. Now you own a guitar with their signatures. It’s only right.

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Spectrum
Protect Your Eyes with Wooden Sunglasses

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$69

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$250

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72%

Spectrum  
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Wired For Wine
Six Bottles of Cabernet Blend. Stock Up.

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Wired For Wine  
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Unsimply Stitched
Classic Button-Ups. You Need.

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$64

ORIGINAL PRICE
$225

SAVING
72%

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You: ...

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Watch Cases
Watch Cases Befitting Your Finest Timepieces

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$35
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$100

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65%

Watch Cases  
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Balenciaga
Up to 41% Off Balenciaga Handbags

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$999
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ORIGINAL PRICE
$1,325

Balenciaga  
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Carrying a Balenciaga bag may cause other people to have feelings of jealousy, to point and gawk or to suddenly begin uncontrollably weeping.

But that shouldn’t stop you.

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Descendant of Thieves
Casual Button-Ups and Blazers

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$49
And Up

ORIGINAL PRICE
$98

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50%

Descendant of Thieves  
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They’re the ones responsible for putting together this remarkable collection of wintery long-sleeves, blazers and such for you to pick your way through.

We’ll work on getting a home address so you can write them a thank-you.

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iCanvas
Colorful Pop Culture Prints by Technodrome1

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$35
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$175

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80%

iCanvas  
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So, that’s in no way misleading.

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Rolex
Vintage Rolexes. So Many Vintage Rolexes.

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$2,800
And Up

EVERYONE ELSE
Impossible

Rolex  
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GET IT NOW   What word ends with “ex” and makes you all excited just thinking about it?

Rolex, naturally.

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Versace
64% Off Scarves from Versace

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$169

ORIGINAL PRICE
$475

SAVING
64%

Versace  
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GET IT NOW   We fully expect your reaction to discovering we have Versace scarves for 64% off to contain at least one expletive.

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