| Well, the Masters is over. Good times. Nice job, Spieth. Thus concludes our golf-related segue into this thing about how to properly equip yourself for... miniature golf. Yeah, it’s a mini-golf too | If you have trouble reading this email, go to the online version | | | | | | | | | | | 04/13/15 | | Putt Job | What You’ll Need to Master Tiny Golf | Well, the Masters is over. Good times. Nice job, Spieth. Thus concludes our golf-related segue into this thing about how to properly equip yourself for... miniature golf. Yeah, it’s a mini-golf toolkit. That’s what it is. | | | | | THE PENCILS | Some Dead-Serious Pencils, Is All | | What: Pretty much anything from... well, this f**king pencil boutique. Like a General’s Test Scoring Pencil or a mini cedar pencil with an accompanying brass holder. Why: You need to keep score. And maybe take yourself a little too seriously while you’re at it. | | | | | | | | | THE SKELETON PIRATE | Decommissioned Course Obstacles = Yay | | What: A five-foot-tall, retired skeleton pirate course obstacle. Also available: a gently used T. rex statue perched atop a rocky tunnel. Why: See above. | | | | | | | | | THE BALL HOLDER | Like a Pocket Protector for Mini-Golf | | What: Quick-draw ball holders that you can clip onto your crisp white pants. Why: Select web reviews: “Very efficient.” “Good, sturdy product.” “Love this golf ball holder.” “It stays put and everyone asks me where I got it.” Everyone asks where they got it. | | | | | | | | | THE PUTTER | Putters of Presidential Quality | | What: Custom putters handmade by a family that’s been at it since the ’60s. Presidents have taken a real liking to these things. Among them: Eisenhower, Ford and Reagan. Why: Your putt-putt game is strong. It could be stronger. | | | | | | | | | THE TINY, WEIRD GOLF GAME | This Stupid Game Is Actually Not Stupid | | What: A game in which you use a tiny golfer on the end of your putter to hit tiny balls into tiny holes with his tiny putter. All on tiny felt pads. Precious. Why: There aren’t enough Inception references in small golf. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
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