It's a Pillow. For Fighting.

If you have trouble reading this email, go to the online version National March 28, 2014 Pillow Talk Field Test: The Japanese Pillow-Fighting Pillow VITALS Pillow-Fighting Pillow official website You know Levi’s. Been around since the 1870s. Wearable 365 days a year. And now they’re unveiling new finishes and washes in the classic 501®, the 511™ slim and more. They’re just as appropriate at a backyard cookout as they are courtside at the playoffs. Or, you know, eating a sandwich. DISCLAIMER: The following test was conducted by professionals in a controlled and sterile environment. Do not attempt this without proper training, eye protection and a witness. SUBJECT The Pillow-Fighting Pillow, which happens to be the official pillow of the All Japan Pillow Fighting Association (yep, that’s a thing), is available now for stateside shipping. (With a bit of Google Translate magic.) OBSERVATIONS It Looks: Like a regular pillow—but smaller. And stockier. And with more Japanese writing. It Feels: Firm, and kind of lumpy—but bouncy. Sort of a cross between memory foam and cottage cheese. (Now there’s an image.) It Weighs: About two pounds. Apparently that’s an AJPFA regulation. FIELD TESTING Close Range: Devastating. The compact form factor (approximately 12 by 24 inches) delivers precision strikes without compromising power. Long Range: Ineffective. Plus, who throws a pillow? Sleeping... Range: Strong. Especially on endless international flights. Perhaps to Japan. For a pillow-fighting tournament. CONCLUSION Despite our skepticism, the pillow proved a trusty nonlethal tool for office procrastination and/or naps. So if you ever find yourself at a Victoria’s Secret Angels slumber party... Maybe don’t be the person who brings the weird Japanese pillow.   Note: Pillow-Fighting Pillow, available now     UrbanDaddy is pure editorial. You can't buy love from the Daddy. About Us | Archives | My UD | Perks | Contact | Jobs | Advertise | Tips Email Issues | Privacy Policy | User Agreement | Unsubscribe | Editorial Policy   900 Broadway, Suite 808 New York, NY 10003 © 2014 UrbanDaddy. All Rights Reserved.