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If you have trouble reading this email, go to the online version 12/24/13   The Rejection List The Things We Left Behind in 2013 All year long, people contact us claiming to have discovered the next big thing. Sometimes they’re right. Sometimes they’re wrong. And sometimes they’re incredibly wrong. This is what it looks like when they’re incredibly wrong.     Creepy Baby Masks   File this under “Things that can’t be unseen”: an ultra-realistic oversize baby mask that’s made out of high-grade latex and... apparently the tangible manifestation of all your nightmares.   411: Creepy Baby Masks     Ladies of Manure 2013 Calendar   For centuries, scientists have contended that it’s physically impossible to screw up a pictorial calendar of beautiful women. But as it turns out, all it takes is an environmental nonprofit to feature them frolicking through enormous quantities of “fertilizer.” Miss September, what have they done to you...   411: Ladies of Manure 2013 Calendar     Speakeasy Briefs   There are a lot of places you could conceivably hide a flask. And then there’s one place you absolutely should not. Yep: here’s a pair of briefs with a built-in crotch pouch designed for concealing hooch. “Is that a mini flask in your pocket”...   411: Speakeasy Briefs     Zip Tie   This is either the world’s most offensive tie or the world’s most useless zipper. Either way, pretty sure we can all agree that zipper ties are extremely unfortunate.   411: Zip Tie     Rent a Mourner   There’s nothing funny about death. However, there might be something just a tiny bit funny about a bunch of enterprising Englishmen who started a service that rents out fake mourners for funerals. If you need us, we’ll be in hell.   411: Rent a Mourner Sonos. You know them. They make the best wireless speakers known to man. Case in point: the PLAY:1, an easy-to-use sonic wi-fi powerhouse that’ll deliver every piece of music ever made through a single app you’ll control from any device you own. So... that takes care of sound.   UrbanDaddy is pure editorial. You can't buy love from the Daddy. About Us   |    Archives   |    My UD   |    Perks   |    Contact   |    Jobs   |    Advertise   |    Tips Email Issues   |    Privacy Policy   |    User Agreement   |    Unsubscribe   |    Editorial Policy 900 Broadway, Suite 808 New York, NY 10003 © 2013 UrbanDaddy. All Rights Reserved.