Southern Sass: UD | Angelina Jolie: Shirtless. Don Draper: Tweeting. Your Weekend: Starts Now...

5.09.2013

UD | Angelina Jolie: Shirtless. Don Draper: Tweeting. Your Weekend: Starts Now...

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05/09/13

The weekend’s mother taught it everything it knows.

PERK ALERT

The Perfect Summer Shoes. 30% Off.

Perks on summer handsomeness: take 30% off SeaVees’ entire collection of beach-ready shoes, and 30% off tailored swimsuits from New York–based haberdashery Onia. Plus, Daniel Boulud’s meat guys are giving you 28% off hand-carved steaks, burgers and chops. Your next cookout: the stuff of legend.


411:	Summer shoes from SeaVees; swimsuits from Onia; mouthwatering meat from Mosner Family Brands

DOMINO EFFECT

A Ludicrously Handsome Dominoes Set

Dominoes. You know that game. You take some high-design, hand-cast concrete tiles designed by Billy Reid and make cool patterns out of them. Actually... that’s just this dominoes set. Which you can now preorder before they debut at Design Week. And just in time to learn how to play.


411:	Billy Reid Bare Bones Dominoes, elevate your domino game here

GETTING SAUCED

Just Some Wonderfully Tasty Hot Sauce

You appreciate a good well-spiced condiment. You also appreciate things made solely from the freshest product in Oregon by an ex-Army chef. And since these hot sauces meet all of those qualifications, you’ll appreciate knowing they’re now available online for the first time ever. Hey, you might even get hungry...


411:	NW Elixirs, procure some saucy goodness here

GAME ON

The Nicest Baseball Scorebook Ever

Keeping score in baseball is hard. First of all, sometimes the K’s are backward. That’s absurd. Secondly, it’s impossible to find the detailed and well-designed scorebook necessary to look dapper and knowledgeable while struggling over the direction of K’s. Unless you have this one. Which... you can now.


411:	Eephus League Official Baseball Scorebook, let the tallying begin here

LAST AUCTION HERO

The Luckiest Horse in the World

So the auctioneers at Christie’s put some photos up for grabs. Among them: David Lachapelle’s shot of a white horse nuzzling Angelina Jolie’s décolletage while she wears slightly more clothes than the stallion in question. You should make an offer. And then you should stop envying that horse.


411:	Christie’s London Photography Auction, don’t even act like you’re not clicking here

HAMM IT UP

Don Draper. In the ’80s. On Twitter.

Imagine: Don Draper wakes up in 1985. And has a very active Twitter presence. One, that... doesn’t totally make sense. Two, he’d probably make insightful commentary on Members Only jackets, shoulder pads and Smurfs. And three, it’d be written by a guy from The Onion. Okay, maybe that’s just this.


411:	’80s Don Draper, cancel all your faxes and follow him here

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