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If you have trouble reading this email, go to the online version 04/12/13   Creative Accounting Five Upgrades to Your Accounting Game Important reminder: your taxes are due on Monday. Importanter reminder: your desk could use some new pieces of handsomeness. Specifically, these accounting-inspired pieces of handsomeness...     CALC 101 The Calculator/Abacus   The standby: A pocket calculator. The upgrade: A fully functional abacus built into a 1980s Sharp calculator, sold by the purveyors of smart-looking randomness at Partners & Spade. Hashtags: #goingmedieval #thatshowyoudeduct   411: Redundant Calculators, make your desk more handsomely obsolete here     FULL CLIP The Finest Receipt Clip Ever   The standby: A flimsy metal receipt clip. The upgrade: A solid copper money clip that requires five humans and eight weeks to produce, and is styled after the receipt clips bankers used to wear on their visors. Easily the best thing to happen to your money since the Swiss. Hashtags: #copperstandard #cashisking   411: Lexington Money Clip, do right by your dollar bills here     POP STAPLES The Only Stapler Worth Stapling With   The standby: A candy-red Swingline. The upgrade: A chrome-polished aluminum war hammer of a stapler that’s been wielded by chieftains of document-fastening since the 1930s. One 30-page staple from this, and they’ll know you mean business. Hashtags: #noaudits #hasanybodyseenmystapler   411: Ace Pilot Stapler, show your documents who’s boss here     SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF You Knew There’d Be Suspenders   The standby: Elastic suspenders. The upgrade: A pair of ferociously tough ones made in Denmark from heavy elastic and vegetable-tanned leather. Because it’s about time you took as much pride in holding up your pants as you do in your exemptions. Hashtags: #gekko #snapitout #ofcourseitsdanish   411: Heavy Elastic Suspenders, never let your pants sag again here     FINANCIAL AD-VISOR A Really Next-Level Banker’s Visor   The standby: One of those translucent green eyeshade things. The upgrade: A screw-fastened saddle-leather visor. It’s not green, but it will protect your eyes from fluorescent lights. Also: it’s a saddle-leather visor. How can you not. Hashtags: #eyeprotection #overboard   411: Fleet Ilya Visor, upgrade your visor game here First, there was “email.” Then... well, then it grew up and became Outlook.com: a personal webmail service that does anything from keeping your friends’ contact info current with automatic updates from Facebook, Twitter and LinkedIn to filing hundreds of emails in seconds. Oh, and use your new Outlook.com account to get more out of UD Perks, like an extra 10% off these handsome-as-hell headphones.   UrbanDaddy is pure editorial. You can't buy love from the Daddy. About Us   |    Archives   |    My UD   |    Perks   |    Contact   |    Jobs   |    Advertise   |    Tips Email Issues   |    Privacy Policy   |    User Agreement   |    Unsubscribe   |    Editorial Policy 900 Broadway, Suite 808 New York, NY 10003 © 2013 UrbanDaddy. All Rights Reserved.