| | 10/17/12 Mask Master The Year’s Biggest Costumes, Done Right Every year, the world happens. An Austrian guy breaks the speed of sound with his body. A prince gets really naked in public. A Korean person named Psy... happens. And every year, the entire universe dresses up like those things for Halloween. But not you. Unless, of course, you do it like this... | | | | | GANGNAM STYLE | A Real-Deal Team of Backup Dancers | | What They’ll Expect: A tux. A dance. Singing. What They’ll Get: An entire fleet of K-pop dancers led by professional choreographer Aimee Lee Lucas. You can either hire them to flank you all night or just to teach you a few moves. Really, this is a thing. | | | | | | | | THAT BOTCHED JESUS FRESCO | A Hyperrealistic Botched Jesus Mask | | What They’ll Expect: A mask that looks like that botched Spanish fresco. What They’ll Get: A mask that looks like that botched Spanish fresco. But hey, at least you won’t have to make your own. Because now there’s a guy in NYC who’ll do it for you. All handcrafted and whatnot. Thanks, guy in NYC. | | | | | | | | THE GUY WHO SKYDIVED FROM SPACE | An Astronaut Suit from Hollywood | | What They’ll Expect: A homemade astronaut suit stitched together in honor of Felix Baumgartner. What They’ll Get: A legit space suit, rented from a company that’s been making astronaut gear for the movies for the last three decades. So maybe don’t lose it. | | | | | | | | PHELPS AND LOCHTE | An Olympic-Level Speedo | | What They’ll Expect: You. In a Speedo. What They’ll Get: Pretty much exactly that. But about that Speedo... it’ll be an exact replica of the ones worn by the 2012 Olympic swim team, right down to the chlorine-resistant fabric and four-way stretch technology. In case you need that for some reason. | | | | | | | | NAKED PRINCE HARRY | Unwavering Commitment | | What They’ll Expect: At least someone to show up to the party as Naked Prince Harry. What They’ll Get: An eyeful of you doing just that. Literally show up naked and walk around like everything’s normal. If someone asks who you are, just sing “God Save the Queen,” eat a Triscuit and walk away. | | | | | | | | | | |
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