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Robinson’s Prime Reserve
The World’s Best Lobster, Now Your Lobster—30% Off | | | UD MEMBERS
$80
And Up | | EVERYONE ELSE
$115 | | SAVING
30% | |  | | | | |  | | Fact 1: 169.7 billion pieces of mail were processed in 2011.
Fact 2: None of that mail was an overnight shipment of fresh Nova Scotia lobster.
Fact 3: That really needs to change. So Perks is hooking you up with an exclusive preview shipment of lobster—from the world-renowned deliciousness experts at Robinson’s Prime Reserve—for 30% off.
Which brings us to Fact 4: Your Labor Day deserves this...
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Springsteen. Fenway. VIP. Let’s Do This...
Only on Perks: VIP Tickets to Springsteen’s
Sold-Out Fenway Show | | | UD MEMBERS
$282 | | EVERYONE ELSE
Impossible | |  | | | | |  | | It doesn’t get any bigger than this.
Springsteen. At Fenway. Playing the latest of his epic, nearly-four-hour concerts, on August 15.
The show’s sold out, but not for you. Because you’re getting VIP seats—on the roof deck, with a couple preshow hours of gratis beer, food and wine to get you going—that are only available on Perks.
Perks and the Boss are good like that.
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| | | | | | NATIONAL
Geneva XS | The High-Def Sounds of Summer
20% Off the World’s Only Ultraportable
Hi-Fi Stereo | | | UD MEMBERS
$200 | | EVERYONE ELSE
$249 | | SAVING
20% | |  | | | | |  | | This summer, you’re finally doing it: investing in the ability to have a soundtrack follow you everywhere you go.
Your two options for doing so:
—Hiring a musically gifted intern to play “Superstitious” a few paces behind you.
—Getting this goes-anywhere wireless high-definition stereo at 20% off the going rate.
Unless that intern can play for five hours at a time, we recommend the latter...
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| | | | | | NATIONAL
Robinson’s Prime Reserve
30% Off Argentine Steaks and Sausages.
The Best Ones... | | | UD MEMBERS
$53
And Up | | EVERYONE ELSE
$75 | | SAVING
30% | |  | | | | |  | | Labor Day.
Better known as the last leg in the Triple Crown of grilling holidays.
To ensure greatness, Perks has acquired for you a selection of Argentine asado-inspired steaks, sausages and other carnivorous comestibles from Robinson’s Prime Reserve—who’ve earned their stripes by catering for an assortment of Michelin-starred chefs and royal families.
But unfortunately for them, they didn’t have this Perk for 30% off...
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Jimmyjane
Up to 35% Off Waterproof Pleasure... | | | UD MEMBERS
$23
And Up | | EVERYONE ELSE
$35 | | SAVING
35% | |  | | | | |  | | Dear Spam Filter,
Damn you.
If it weren’t for you, we wouldn’t have to tiptoe around the matter at hand. We wouldn’t have to call them “pleasure devices.” We could just call a spade a spade.
Or in this case: call it a Perk for up to 35% off the world’s finest... you know.
Love,
Perks
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| | | | | | NATIONAL
GolfSense | Fixing Your Slice with Science
25% Off a Pocket-Size Golf Coach | | | UD MEMBERS
$97 | | EVERYONE ELSE
$129 | | SAVING
25% | |  | | | | |  | | We’d like you to meet your new golf instructor.
He’s about five inches tall, weighs 0.6 ounces and, well... he doesn’t talk much.
You see, your new golf instructor is actually... a robot. Who fits on your wrist. And sends all of his ingenious measurements and calculations directly to your iPhone in three dimensions.
Naturally, we talked him into giving you 25% off his going rate.
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| | | | | | NATIONAL
Revel
A One-Night Private Suite Blowout
at AC’s Sexiest New Resort | | | UD MEMBERS
$5,000
For Five | | EVERYONE ELSE
Impossible | |  | | | | |  | | A night in AC doesn’t get any more glorious than this.
—You. Four friends.
—A two-level VIP suite normally reserved for high rollers and celebs.
—A generous in-house cocktail bar.
—Breakfast and lunch, gourmet and on the house.
—A generous 4pm checkout time.
—An on-call personal butler, just for the f**k of it.
—And, oh yeah, floor-to-ceiling windows with pristine views of the country’s biggest air show. (Awesomely named Thunder Over the Boardwalk.)
It’s all happening on one night and one night only: August 16.
Yeah, we have a feeling this won’t last long...
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