Southern Sass: The Little Pocketknife That Could

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Bomber & Company
The World's Smallest Tactical Pocketknife

UD MEMBERS
$25

ORIGINAL PRICE
$35

SAVING
29%

		You know the old saying. Good things come in small pocketknives. Or something like that. Well, good things will definitely come of having the B-2 Nano Blade from Bomber & Co. handy on a key ring or lanyard. It's the world's smallest tactical pocketknife and it does with 30mm of blade what most pocketknives can't with double that (which would still be considered a pretty small pocketknife.) And we even shrunk the price tag down 29% off the going rate. GET IT NOW

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Morphic
88% Off Watches That Will Look Good Forever

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$95
And Up

ORIGINAL PRICE
$~~795~~

SAVING
88%

		We come to you today with an important message from the future... The future: "You should take a look at these timepieces from Morphic, precisely constructed with surgical-quality stainless steel. They'll fit in just right once you get here." GET IT NOW

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The Tin Mill
Pens So Well Made,
They Might Outlast the Written Word

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$59

ORIGINAL PRICE
$80

SAVING
26%

		They say that the pen is mightier than the sword. Presumably the pen they were speaking of was one of the Tin Mill's helical bolt-action pens, precisely machined from high-grade stainless steel and finished in copper or nickel-plating. Or at least they should've been. GET IT NOW

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Persol
Persol Sunglasses, Up to 60% Off. Not a Drill.

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$149
And Up

ORIGINAL PRICE
$~~330~~

SAVING
55%

		"Wow, you look just so… Italian." Is a thing that probably won't be said to you while wearing a new pair or Persol sunglasses. But maybe it should be. For 90 years, the maker of head-turning sunglasses has combined timeless designs with modern technology to create shades that are both eye-catching and eye-protecting. As they should be. This legendary Italian company wants to do what it does best: up your sunglasses game and provide 100% UV protection while it's at it. That second part is a bit of a given. GET IT NOW

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Gemelli
Suit Up Like an Italian for Up to 50% Off

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$249
And Up

ORIGINAL PRICE
$~~495~~

SAVING
50%

		"Nice blazer. I feel like you really have your life in order right now." You may be hearing that a lot once you pick up your new Gemelli blazer for up to 50% off. Probably because they're made from the finest virgin wool and include elegant details like subtle gold thread windowpanes and paisley silk lining. And because it is a nice blazer. GET IT NOW

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Wired For Wine
Drink Wine, Grow a Moustache,
Support Men's Health

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$26
And Up

		Ah, wine and moustaches. A pairing as old as time. No? That was weird? Then maybe you just need a formal introduction to these outstanding reds from the Lindeman's Gentleman's Collection. Tying it all together is the fact that this wine producer has raised more than $50,000 globally for the Movember Foundation—you know, that moustache-positive movement that happens every November in visual support of men's health issues. Glad we're all on the same page now. GET IT NOW

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Standard Deviation
A New Standard in Denim Is Born

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$75

ORIGINAL PRICE
$98

SAVING
25%

		Your legs were made for these jeans. Or is it the other way around? Regardless, the fine people at Standard Deviation have spent years trying on pair after pair of pants, so you don't have to. The end result: a new formula for premium denim. Three signature styles are designed in New York to fit the "modern man." Heavyweight denim, with a little stretch, is sourced from last-standing American denim mills. Then, seasoned craftsmen construct each pair. And, finally, you put them on and wonder what your legs could have possibly been thinking all this time. GET IT NOW

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HELM Boots
Meet Your New Everyday Boots

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$159

ORIGINAL PRICE
$~~249~~

SAVING
36%

		Look good. Feel good. No, that's it. It's really just that simple. Especially if you happen to be wearing a pair of HELM boots. See, they believe those boots should be made in America with quality leather, sturdy suede and classic designs. They also believe you should be able to go from the office to happy hour and anywhere in between without even thinking about changing your shoes. They've been making boots that allow just that from their Austin, Texas headquarters since 2009, and they think you'll like them. You'll probably like them even more after taking up to 37% off. GET IT NOW

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Bogart Spirits
Gin, Rum and Vodka That Would Make
Humphrey Bogart Proud

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$35

		Of all the gins, rums and vodkas in all the towns in all the world, these are the ones Humphrey Bogart would approve of most. We know that because this holy trinity of small batch spirits comes straight from the California craft distillery of the Humphrey Bogart Estate and Patron Tequila co-founder John Paul DeJoria's ROK Drinks. Bogart always said the whole world is three drinks behind. Here's your chance to start fixing that problem. GET IT NOW