Southern Sass: Your Watches and Cufflinks Belong in Here

9.14.2017

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WOLF
The Finest Ways to Store Your Finest Things

UD MEMBERS
$55
And Up

ORIGINAL PRICE
$89

SAVING
38%

		You've got plenty of nice things that keep you looking good. But how do you keep them looking good? These fine watch rolls, valet trays and watch winders from legendary 180-year-old company, WOLF, have been keeping handsome things looking handsome through two World Wars and the invention of the smartwatch. GET IT NOW

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Simplify Sunglasses
Minimalist Sunglasses for Minimalist Prices

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$49
And Up

ORIGINAL PRICE
$~~250~~

SAVING
80%

		The idea behind Simplify Sunglasses is, well… simple: make minimalist shades with quality materials in sleek designs that look good just sitting there, but even better on your face. So we're keeping it simple, too, and getting you up to 82% off the going rate. To save for a rainy day. GET IT NOW

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iCanvas
World Maps in Unique Styles

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$65

ORIGINAL PRICE
$~~147~~

SAVING
56%

		For the old folks: these are canvas print maps. For the young folks: they're like pretty GPSs you hang on your wall. GET IT NOW

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Chipolo
You Lose Things. This Finds Them.

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$70
For Four

ORIGINAL PRICE
$~~100~~

SAVING
30%

		"Where are my keys?" "Where is my car?" "My wallet?" "Dog?" Right… We've all been there. But turns out, it doesn't have to be that way. At least not when you attach one of these sleek Bluetooth devices to something you need to keep tabs on. If your item mysteriously goes missing, a 100-decibel melody will alert you to its whereabouts. Or you could always just check the app. Not everyone's into melodies. GET IT NOW

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Heritor
85% Off Some Very Covetable Automatic Watches

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$175

ORIGINAL PRICE
$~~1,200~~

SAVING
85%

		"Hey, what's that on your wrist?" "Oh. It's a Heritor. They make these great automatic watches that are not only designed well, but also made well enough to last many lifetimes. Because 'heritor' is actually a reference to the person you'll pass the watch down to. And the person they'll pass the watch down to next. And so forth." —One of many conversations you'll undoubtedly have after picking up one of these timepieces for 85% off. GET IT NOW

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Ray-Ban
A Compendium of Iconic Ray-Bans

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$135
And Up

ORIGINAL PRICE
$~~185~~

SAVING
27%

		In the 1930s, military pilots trusted Ray-Ban aviators to protect their eyes from the sun's glare. In 1955, James Dean sported Ray-Ban wayfarers in Rebel Without a Cause. Today, you'll continue the legacy by wearing a pair of classic Ray-Bans brought to you by Perks. Well, not today today. But soon. Soon... GET IT NOW

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Orbitkey
An Ingenious Way to Carry Your Keys

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$22

ORIGINAL PRICE
$30

SAVING
27%

		Front doors. Mailboxes. Success. All require keys. And you've probably got a few jingling and jangling in or around your pocket right now. Unless you've got the Orbitkey, a simple yet ingenious way to carry your keys that uses a handsome strip of leather to keep them organized and snug so you don't sound like a toolbox falling down a flight of stairs every time you run to catch the morning train. In conclusion: calling it a "keychain" would be a grave mistake. GET IT NOW

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StatGear
This Stuff Could Save Your Life

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$25
And Up

ORIGINAL PRICE
$40

SAVING
37%

		You can't put a price tag on the peace of mind of knowing you've got the right tool on hand during a life-threatening emergency. Take, for instance, the stuff from StatGear, designed by a New York City paramedic to keep first aid and lifesaving tools close at hand. Because, hey, you never know when you might need a seat belt cutter, a stack of gauze or a 3.25-inch stainless-steel knife. But if you did put a price tag on it, up to 46% off would be nice. GET IT NOW