Southern Sass: If You Liked the Eclipse, You're Going to Love This Lamp

8.27.2017

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Coocepts
This Should Help Set the Mood

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$65
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$79

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18%

		Sure, you could just dim the lights to set a mood. Or, and we're just spitballing here, you could set a mood with your lighting by firing up one of these wireless rechargeable orbs that take the shape of the moon, a dandelion or a recognizable night skyline. Consider it a light bulb moment. GET IT NOW

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MaleBasics
Making Respectable Underwear Choices

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$13

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$20

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35%

		Boxers or briefs? It's an age-old question. Yet, neither is the right answer. The right answer: boxer briefs. Especially these ones from MaleBasics, who use performance fabrics and eye-catching patterns to make a pretty darn perfect pair of underthings. Sorry for having to say "underthings" just then. GET IT NOW

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LELO
15% Off Elegant Sex Toys and More

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15% Off

		There's still time for at least one more summer fling. So here's 15% off your order of intimate pleasure devices from LELO. And if you spend 200 bucks, we'll throw in a dozen of their revolutionary HEX condoms or a full-size moisturizer for good measure. Just use the code MOIST17. You don't have to say it, you just have to use it. GET IT NOW

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Bogart Spirits
Gin, Rum and Vodka That Would Make
Humphrey Bogart Proud

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$35

		Of all the gins, rums and vodkas in all the towns in all the world, these are the ones Humphrey Bogart would approve of most. We know that because this holy trinity of small batch spirits comes straight from the California craft distillery of the Humphrey Bogart Estate and Patron Tequila co-founder John Paul DeJoria's ROK Drinks. Bogart always said the whole world is three drinks behind. Here's your chance to start fixing that problem. GET IT NOW

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Céline
Céline Bags for a Steal

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$1,595
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$~~2,250~~

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29%

		Céline. You know the name from, well… just about everywhere. Which means you probably know how hard it is to come by one of their bags at a fraction of the original price. But that's exactly what you're getting. Seriously, sometimes we even impress ourselves. GET IT NOW

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Vaportini
You're Inhaling Cocktails Now, Literally

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$30

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$40

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25%

		A device that transforms perfectly good booze into perfectly good inhalable booze. Great invention or greatest invention? GET IT NOW

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Solé Bicycles
Beautiful, Limited Edition Two-Wheelers
From California

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$315

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$~~359~~

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12%

		Summer isn't over yet. Not by a long shot. Especially if these beautiful single-speed Solé Bicycles have any say. They come in eye-catching tropical colors that were made in limited quantities, so you most likely won't run into anyone else riding same steed. And thanks to the power of Perks, you're getting one for substantially less than everyone else. GET IT NOW

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Something Strong
Slim Shorts. Tailored Chinos. Can't Lose.

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$29
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$89

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67%

		There's a time and place for shorts. And when it's neither the time nor place for them, you should be wearing chinos. Luckily, our pals at Something Strong have you covered on both fronts with this excellent selection of slim-cut shorts and tailored chinos at up to 67% off. Covered from the waist down, at least. GET IT NOW

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Wired For Wine
Three Highly Rated Tuscan Reds
to Start Your Wine Library

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$207
For Three

		"Step into my wine library." –Future You. That's because we're setting you up with three highly rated bottles of San Filippo Le Lucere Brunello di Montalcino in ascending years—2010, 2011 and 2012. It's what oenophiles call a "wine library vertical." But Future You already knew that, of course. GET IT NOW