| Your tux is getting its final measurements. Your speech's delicious ad libs are finally written. Your Twitter team has changed your account's password so you don't have to apologize for champ | If you have trouble reading this email, go to the online version | | | | | | | | | February 24, 2017 | | The Last Thing You Do Before the Oscars That Is, After You Fill the Hot Tub With Pudding, of Course | | | | | | | Your tux is getting its final measurements. Your speech's delicious ad libs are finally written. Your Twitter team has changed your account's password so you don't have to apologize for champagne-fueled tweets on Monday. All that's left to do now: watch the movies. Actually, nah. No time. Instead, everything you need to know about the Academy Awards is encapsulated here in one big, sparkling UrbanDaddy Oscar Guide. We're talking about the movies that should win but probably won't, the right way to blow off an award and who should get recognized for Best Mustache. All the really important stuff. Read it now. You have just enough time before your assistant returns from filling your hot tub with the celebratory/conciliatory chocolate pudding. | | | | | | | | | | |
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