Story of a Girl

3.13.2016

Perks 4 President

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Ethan Williams
So Many Soft Button-Ups

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Satch & Fable
Moroccan Goatskin Leather Bags

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Wired For Wine
A Half-Dozen Bottles of Spanish Red

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GET IT NOW   ¿Cómo se dice “delicious red wine that pairs well with burgers and grilled lamb?”

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Balenciaga
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GET IT NOW   Caution:

Carrying a Balenciaga bag may cause other people to have feelings of jealousy, to point and gawk or to suddenly begin uncontrollably weeping.

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LELO
The World’s Finest Intimate Devices

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These toys are the reason.

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Signed Cast Photos
Your Favorite Television Stars Signed These

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OYOBox
A Fine Home for Your Eyewear

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GET IT NOW   Every pair of glasses deserve a fine home.

That’s just the kind of world we want to live in.

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Happy Socks
The Joy of Sensational Socks and Underwear

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GET IT NOW   You can’t be sad wearing these socks.

They’re called Happy Socks for a reason.

If you even feel a tinge of melancholy you have to take them off.

Sorry, that’s just how it works.

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Belvedere
Limited Edition James Bond Belvedere

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GET IT NOW   Well, now you know precisely what kind of vodka James Bond drinks in his martini...

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A Wireless, Water-Resistant Shower Speaker

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You’ll get so good at singing in the shower you could start charging admission.

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Rolex
These Are the Vintage Rolexes

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Dean & DeLuca
Delicious Coffee and Assorted Sundries


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GET IT NOW   New York’s go-to shop for unique and hard-to-get food things now delivers.

So you can get things like New York bagels, black and white cake and wagyu beef delivered to your door.

At which point you’ll bring it inside and eat it. Presumably.

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