Here’s a three-day Halloween party where you’ll canoe and eat s’mores and feel like a kid again, but a kid who can sip whiskey at late-night horror movie marathons, so not completely. You ordered that, right? It’s Camp Halloweekend: a magical place in Texas where you’ll do those things and then some other things—booking now for, yes, Halloween weekend. It looks like this. And you might expect a day there to unfold thusly: 9:21am: Hop off top bunk (hell yeah there’re bunks). Let out morning groan. Require coffee. 9:35am: Off to the mess hall with cabinmates for breakfast. 10:10am: Someone suggests morning kayaking. You oblige. 11:07am: Return to shore. Feel a strong impulse to shoot a bow and arrow. March briskly toward archery course. 12:52pm: Hear music. Investigate. Be directed to “Parthenon.” 1:06pm: Arrive. Feel slight disappointment at surrounding architecture. 1:07pm: Bob head rhythmically. Acquire beer. 3:52pm: Relax by the bay as you consider a future in archery. 8:23pm: Convene with friends at outdoor cinema for horror movie marathon. 8:25-11:45pm: Sip bourbon. Be frightened. Repeat. 12:35am: Head to dance party. Or off for a good night’s sleep. ... Or head to dance party. |
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