Southern Sass: Football Needs This

9.08.2014

Football Needs This

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09/08/14

Foot Loose

Your Football-Watching Essentials Are Here

You know Monday Night Football is back. You know you’re excited about that. You just don’t know which four game-enhancing wonders you need to procure in order to watch it correctly. You: “Lemme guess, you’re about to enlighten me?” Us: “Yeah.”

SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE

Your Giant TV Needs This Giant Speaker

When Saturdays Surf NYC collaborates with a celebrated designer on something, you expect that something to be great. But you don’t expect it to be a speaker made from vintage Altec Lansing parts that make it sound like Mike Tirico is in the room. You should get better at expecting things.


411:	Ojas Speakers, $12,000, available now

THREE’S COMPANY

This Recliner > Your Recliner

Recliners are good, sure. But if you tried to fit two more people, their beers and a bunch of guacamole on one, you’d have quite a mess on your hands. Unless you had this three-seat leather recliner that was built to do exactly that. Then everything would just make good sense.


411:	Leather 3-Seat Home Theater Recliner, $820, available now

CHIP IT GOOD

You’ll Be Needing These Is All

Tortilla chips are the backbone of any worthwhile game-day experience. These ones are made in Texas and are delicious enough to justify ordering chips over the Internet. Which is a really important sentence to consider when you’re trying to justify ordering chips over the Internet.


411:	Texas Treats Tortilla Chips, $3, available now

CARRY ON

Here’s How to Serve All the Beer

Find the solution:
You have eight friends and you need to serve eight beers, but you only have two hands. How will you do it?
A) By using this galvanized-metal German beer tray that holds eight beers and comes with the glasses.
B) Octopus butler.