Old Spice invented hair.
No, they didn’t. That’s absurd.
What we meant to say was:
Old Spice didn’t invent hair. They just made having hair better...
Lather, rinse, repeat with
Old Spice and their new collection of shampoos, styling products and other well-scented essentials to use with that stuff that grows on top of your head, available now.
Widely accepted fact: Old Spice smells great. If we could somehow transmit their signature scent to you through telepathy, we’d do it now. But because that’s not possible, stop wildly sniffing stuff and just listen to their plans for your hair.
These plans include
two-in-one shampoos and conditioners like Fiji, a bottle of hair-cleansing goodness with the distinct aroma of palm trees, sunshine and freedom (yes, it turns out you can bottle freedom).
And because other people have to look at your hair all day, they’ve made a line of styling products. Like the not-inaccurately-named Spiffy pomade for reworkable sculpting. Or the Unruly paste for just generally letting your hair do its own thing.
Nobody puts your hair in a corner.
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