There's a Blender Built into This Cooler

If you have trouble reading this email, go to the online version July 11, 2014 Cool’s Gold This Cooler Beats Your Cooler No time to waste. There’s this cooler. Built-in blender and everything. Probably shouldn’t even exist. Does, though. Just... here: it’s called Coolest, it’s got so many gadgets it looks like something Q would invent for Bond if he were some sort of leisure god instead of Bond, and it’s available for preorder right this very moment. Now, listen. This thing won’t actually ship until February. You need to know that. But come on. Look at it. It’s equipped with: A blender. A blender. It’s built right there into the top so you can make everyone frozen margaritas on the beach. Which you’ll be drinking while listening to music from the... Waterproof Bluetooth speaker. Stream your playlists or put your phone right on the dock. And if your battery starts running low, feel free to plug it into the... USB charger. It’s on the opposite side of the cooler as the... Bottle opener. Which you’ll use to open beers for whoever’s on burger duty. Who will eventually need you to pass them the... Plates, knife and cutting board. They’re embedded into the lid. Oh, and eventually, it’ll get dark. These things happen if you’re doing it right. Good thing there’s also an... LED light. ... All we got. Note: Coolest, available for preorder now UrbanDaddy is pure editorial. You can't buy love from the Daddy. About Us  |   Archives  |   My UD  |   Perks  |   Contact Advertise  |   Tips  |   Email Issues  |   Privacy Policy User Agreement  |   Unsubscribe  |   Editorial Policy 900 Broadway, Suite 808 New York, NY 10003 © 2014 UrbanDaddy. All Rights Reserved.