| | | | | | |  | | 02/05/14 Heart Attack How to Not Fail at Valentine’s Day Gifting “What are you getting them for Valentine’s Day?” It’s a good question, you know. But a better question might be: “What are you receiving for whatever you’re getting them for Valentine’s Day?” Well, we’ve got your answers to both below. Let’s see Russell Stover do that. | | | |  | | | COMMITMENT LEVEL: 1 | | The Most European Photo Album Ever | | | The Giving: A coffee-table book of unpublished photos chronicling Serge Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin’s 12-year love affair.
The Receiving: An intimate viewing of two famous beautiful European people being all beautiful and European. It’s like Barry White: The Book. | | | | | | | | |  | | | COMMITMENT LEVEL: 2 | | A Massage Candle. For Candle Massages. | | | The Giving: A shea-butter massage candle created by a centuries-old Italian pharmacy that comes in its own porcelain pourer.
The Receiving: A nice, relaxing candle-wax massage. Its melting point is the same temperature as the human body, so it can’t burn your skin. You’re welcome, Jordan Belfort. | | | | | | | | | | SPONSORED MESSAGE  | |  | | | WHAT WOMEN WANT | | This Gift Is the One | | | | Look, you’re not going to beat diamonds as a Valentine’s Day gift. Just aren’t. So you may as well go ahead and gift wrap a Center of My Universe™ from Forevermark. It’s a diamond surrounded by a halo of smaller diamonds, for the center of your universe. Say it just like that, too. | | | | | | | | |  | | | COMMITMENT LEVEL: 3 | | You’re Basically a Jewelry Designer Now | | | The Giving: A custom-designed charm necklace made from your choice of six chains of six lengths and about 80 different charms. Yes, they’ve got tiny wishbones.
The Receiving: You just customized a charm necklace. Simply state your demands, and they shall be so. | | | | | | | | |  | | | COMMITMENT LEVEL: 4 | | Wait, That’s Not a Necklace... | | | The Giving: Ten solid feet of naturally harvested pearls strung together to form what is either A) an impractically long neck accessory, or B) some very refined arm restraints. (Hint: it’s both.)
The Receiving: Guess that all depends on who’s wearing it... | | | | | | | | |  | | | COMMITMENT LEVEL... PERKS | | Time for Some Very Spiked Chocolates | | | The Giving: A box of Belgian chocolates, each blended with 1/8th of a shot of Veuve Clicquot champagne, Belvedere vodka, 18-year Glenlivet or... other great stuff.
The Receiving: A strong one-two punch from nature’s finest aphrodisiacs. Not to mention a healthy 30% kickback thanks to Perks. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | 900 Broadway, Suite 808 New York, NY 10003
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